TikTok is the world’s favorite antidote to quarantine-induced boredom. However, there are only so many times one can do the "Renegade" or "Oh Na Na Na" before either growing tired, or questioning the legitimacy of staring at a 15 year old in skimpy clothing. Most ‘ways to pass the time in self-isolation’ lists present utterly depressing — if not downright unrealistic — suggestions like learning a new language, spring cleaning, or paying taxes on time. Here, I present 15 alternatives that are sure to solicit a genuinely joyful response.