8 Ways to Spice Up Your Bible Reading Time Reading the Bible can be difficult sometimes. This is because you are a weak, sinful wretch whose heart is unspeakably depraved. We certainly wouldn't know anything about that. Sometimes we need a little extra help to keep us attentive as we open up God's Word. We interviewed the most spiritual Christians we know for some Bible reading tips!
Here they are: Stop being such a sleepy, lazy sinner: Seriously, get it together and read that Bible! Read it in the tub so if you fall asleep you’ll drown: Nothing like a little life or death situation to keep you on your toes! Reward yourself with an M&M every time you read a verse: Come on! You can do it! Give every character a different accent: Create your own personal radio theater by reading in the most dramatic way possible! Move to Saudi Arabia, smuggle in Bible, read while hiding under box in your basement: Reading the Bible is so much more exciting when you're hiding from the law. Listen to the audio version as read by James Hetfield of Metallica: Then crank it up to 11. Hire a French nobleman to slap you in the face with a glove every time you nod off: If you can't afford a French nobleman, your 3-year-old will do if for free. Remember that you're reading the Word of God revealed by the Creator of the Universe who has something important to say to you today: So listen up! We hope these tips help. Now grab yourself a Bible and get reading!
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