A call for reconciliation: It’s time

Some New York friends tried to shame me for rooting for the Dodgers last week on the grounds that I should uphold their grudge against the team for leaving Brooklyn in 1957 and moving to LA, which is ridiculous. I have my own grudges to maintain without taking on other people’s. They also shamed me on grounds that the Dodgers’ payroll is four times the Tampa Bay Rays’, a big rich team versus a young scrappy team, but I am not impressed. I used to have a grudge against prosperous writers until August 1969, when a magazine paid me $500 for a story at a time when my monthly rent was $80. I’ve been in favor of prosperity ever since.

Walter O’Malley moved his team to Los Angeles because it was 1957 and not the Forties, cross-country air travel was an accepted convenience, and in Brooklyn he had to wrangle with contentious boards and councils and grassroots resentment of owners and moguls, and in LA he found a city that desperately wanted him. It was like leaving a jealous old girlfriend and going with an eager new one. Anyway, I’m not from Brooklyn. I’m from Minnesota and we have Wisconsin to begrudge and if we weary of scorning cheeseheads, there’s always South Dakota, the state where men on giant Harleys congregate to give each other the coronavirus.

I was brought up by evangelicals to hold a grudge against the Established Church, i.e., Anglicans: we met in storefronts; they gathered in cathedrals. I was brought up by Ford people to resent people driving Cadillacs and Buicks. My parents came out of the Depression and we had sensitive antennae to detect wealth and privilege: we shopped at Sears; they patronized clothiers. We drove to visit distant relatives and slept on our relatives’ floors; the privileged traveled to see exotic sights and stayed in hotels. (Nonetheless, we went to their houses on Halloween because they gave out full-size Hershey bars, not the miniatures.)

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A Prairie Home Companion

This week, on the classic A Prairie Home Companion broadcast, we travel back to a show from November 4, 1995 featuring rockabilly band Jack Knife & The Sharps, late prose poet Louis Jenkins, mandolin virtuoso Evan Marshall, and Bill Hinkley & Judy Larson. Plus a cameo by Irish flutist James Galway, who was in town from Belfast to perform with the Minnesota Orchestra.

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Personalized Inscriptions

Garrison was back in Minnesota for a few days and was able to sign personalized messages on a limited number of his two new books. But, the demand was so high that Garrison decided he should sign some more! Later this month, Garrison will sign another batch of The Lake Wobegon Virus and his memoir That Time of Year, this time from his quarantine home in New York City. Books signed at that time will be shipping after December 1st.

So, take your pick and create a truly unique and memorable gift!  When you place your order, simply enter in the text box what you would like Garrison to inscribe in the book (limit: 200 characters). The inscription will then be followed by his signature.

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NEW PRODUCT: Personalized Lake Wobegon Sign

If Garrison Keillor's description of the inhabitants of Lake Wobegon fits your family, you'll display this wood sign proudly! The sign features Peter Thorpe's imagining of what Lake Wobegon would look like, plus your family name inscribed on top. This artwork has been featured as a stage backdrop on summer tours, and it's also been used on the "A Year in Lake Wobegon" CD collection.

Personalize with your family name – up to 12 characters can fit can fit on the family surname space below the word "The."

Wood sign measures 14” by 36".

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Each of these Lake Wobegon monologues is culled from episodes of A Prairie Home Companion that aired between 2014 and 2016. As an added bonus, liner notes contain a poem for each month written by Garrison Keillor. 

Here is the poem "November" from the liner notes:

"How is your bookstore doing?" people ask, and I say,
"Holding its own." And they smile and say, Great.
A bookstore is like an old father. If he has a nice day,
Goes for a walk: fine. It's enough to perambulate.
No need to run a six-minute mile.
A bookstore is for people who love books and need
To touch them, open them, browse for a while,
And find some common good––that's why we read.
Readers and writers are two sides of the same gold coin.
You write and I read and in that moment I find
A union more perfect than any club I could join:
The simple intimacy of being one mind.
     Here in a book-filled sun-lit room below the street,
     Strangers––some living, some dead––are hoping to meet.

 
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Paula Poundstone on Living with Limericks

Paula was kind enough to write a review blurb that appears on the back cover of Garrison's new book Living with Limericks. Here's what she had to say about the hybrid memoir/poetry collection:

"In Living with Limericks, Garrison Keillor unfurls his whole life in limericks. Since I first discovered Garrison Keillor, I joined millions who have thought him to be a national treasure. Now, it turns out, all the while he was earning that distinction, he was keeping contemporaneous memos in the form of limericks. It's like finding out there was another floor to Versailles, or that Julia Child left a full freezer, or that there's a film of Jesse Owens, shot from the other side of the Olympic track, where you can see him flipping Hitler off as he nears the finish line."

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