Hopefully you consider this email to be one of the better things in your mailbox these days, but if not, a reminder that it could always be worse: You could, in fact, find yourself in the same situation as The Walkmen's Hamilton Leithauser and discover that someone has sent you a stranger's cremated remains. Bizarre? Yes, but only slightly more confounding than Netflix's new rules about password-sharing or the revelation that there are currently six million wild hogs running amok across the country. Hell, it's so chaotic out there that Aaron Rodgers may even be traded to the Raiders.