| Did you know, John, that you are entitled to as many miracles in a day as breaths you take? And that those you don't use carry over?
And that presently, in dog years, it's impossible to use all yours up? And in human years, if new ones stopped accruing, which they won't, you'd be hard-pressed to use yours before your swinging 600s?
And that all you have to do to cash one in is expect it?
You crack us up, The Universe | 
