John, you wouldn't believe the stuff people think they want.
Just the other day someone was asking for a llama.
Nothing wrong with llamas, I have a few myself, but the llama he wants is supposed to help him with his business; schlepping stuff over mountains, they're good for that.
Now, why do you suppose he didn't just ask for a pickup truck?
Trust me, he could’ve asked for a pickup truck and he’d have been a lot happier.
So... I'm off to the bazaar. In the meantime, should you need anything, please be sure to ask for what you really want.
Tallyho,
The Universe
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