Work Experience:
Created the sun, the moon, and the stars.

Special Talents:
Knows all things.
Exists everywhere, always, at once.
Capable of rallying legions.
Big time matter manipulator.
Spontaneous healer.

Unique Characteristics:
Worshipped, feared, and misunderstood by many.
Boundless lover of life.
Blazing insights.
Great sense of humor.
Cute, cute, cute.

Gosh, you're right, John, we do have tons in common. This could have been mine. 

I'd hire you -
  The Universe
John, this is the little book...

Thoughts become things... choose the good ones! ®
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John, I'd be careful sharing this with most of your prospects, if you know what I mean. They might think you're bragging with the "cute, cute, cute."
Little in size...