One sign of achieving enlightenment, John, other than auras, tinkling bells, and a healing touch, is that you start valuing idle daydreaming as much as you value planning. 

Another is that you begin talking sweetly, not only to plants and trees, but to cars and toasters and computers. 

And, quite unequivocally, feeling gratitude for your present challenges, love for lousy drivers, and sympathy for those who don't see service in their work. 

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Equally unequivocally, John, you find you're eagerly picking up random trash in public places, simply beaming at the chance.