You can always change how you feel, John, and you can always feel whatever you like.

Don't you remember? You bought the upgraded "Superior-Deluxe, Double-Plus-Good Time-Space Package," with side order of "mousse," if I recall. 

Smooth,
  The Universe
John, I’ve had major issues with weight, aging, and smoking.

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You can always change how you feel, John, and you can always feel whatever you like.