John, you actually know a lot about the afterlife — the light, the love, and the life review that flashes before your eyes — but did you know that everyone whose life was ever affected by yours, directly or indirectly, whether you actually met them or not, gives a speech in your honor?
And anyone whose life was affected because of someone whose life you affected, gives a speech?
And so on and so on and so on...
It's so cool,
The Universe