John, if you ever find yourself driving down that motorway of life looking for an exit that says EASY STREET, may I remind you that that's where you got on, following a sign that said PARADISE, THIS WAY. ROAD UNDER CONSTRUCTION. WATCH OUT FOR "LIGHT WORKERS," FALLING DEBRIS, POTHOLES, AND SLIPPERY PATCHES. NO TURNING BACK.
And you said, "Cool."
Tallyho,
The Universe