Of all the planets, of all the countries, of all the people, John, that you could have chosen to inhabit, call home, and become... that you chose as you did could only mean one thing: Being John Do, here and now, is what you most wanted when making such decisions from the absolute zenith of your divine magnificence. 

Yeah, you knew exactly what you were doing. 

Can't fool me,
  The Universe
John, this will be EPIC! It’s our one and only conference this year… 

Thoughts become things... choose the good ones! ®
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And now, John, you're the envy of the ball.