It’s time you learned the truth, John.
Actually, you should have been told long, long ago.
You see, there was kind of a mix-up.
Things like this are never easy. But, well, to be as direct as possible...
You’re not human.
Of course, you probably just think I’m being cute, but the truth is that you are not human. Not even a little. Not one speck. Now, before you go all ape… realize that there’s a bright side to everything, and in this case it’s BLINDING.
You no longer have to behave as one!
Tallyho,
The Universe
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