Remember, you will always have friends, guides, and love, John, but no one is coming to "save you."

That's the adventure package you signed up for.

The one that comes with all the superpowers, guaranteed rebounding abilities, and the all-powerful scrunched-nose-when-you-smile. 

Your 5 Star Time-Space Adventure Tour Agency Manager,
   The Universe
John, I’m taking a group of TUTTERS to Santa Fe... & you’re invited!

Thoughts become things... choose the good ones! ®
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Did you scrunch it, John? I know you just scrunched it.
You + me + TUTTERS...