| They say you should never stare directly into the sun (you know, because unless you’re Donald Trump, it’ll blind you), and the same can be said for Chris Evans’s manhood. On September 12, the Captain America star sent the internet into a frenzy after he reportedly (and most likely accidentally) shared a photo of his superhero dong on Instagram Stories. Attempting to share a lighthearted screen recording of himself and his friends playing Ellen DeGeneres’s “Heads Up” game, Evans accidentally shared more than expected when he exited the video, showing off the rest of his iPhone photo gallery. And the actor got our attention when he accidentally revealed a photo of a penis that many believe is the hunky (and chivalrous) gentleman’s within said iPhone gallery. FYI, the photo’s in black and white, because Evans is a goddamn artist, thank you very much. Needless to say, the internet (and most definitely all of Evans’s Marvel cast mates) were shook. While Evans must have quickly realized his mishap, deleting the video shortly after it was first posted, the internet always remembers and it quickly made the rounds on Twitter. And while the idea of Evans’s anaconda out on the inter-webs might be titillating to some, especially in the middle of a pandemic when thirsting for literally anything (including the recently released Dune trailer) is a thing, there are a few points we should remember before searching for the photos—and sharing them with our friends. |
