The Saturday Edition - Feb 16, 2019
Fresh from your pals at themarysue.com
Big on the Internet, Daryl Sabara, Meghan Trainor, Press Release

Help, This Meghan Trainor Press Release Is Haunting My Nightmares

daryl sabara and meghan trainor on the red carpet for the Grammys
Okay press release, you don't know me well enough to call me bitch.
Big on the Internet, Jar Jar Binks, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, Trump

Kellyanne Conway’s Husband Compares Trump to Jar Jar Binks, Which Is an Insult to Gungans Everywhere

Jar Jar Binks, with Obi Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
Both are tall, orange, and the worst parts of their respective franchises (Star Wars and the American presidency, respectively).
Big on the Internet, Loki, things we saw today, Tom Hiddleston

Things We Saw Today: Marvel’s Loki TV Show Gets a Rick and Morty Showrunner

Tom Hiddleston stars in Loki TV show with showrunner Michael Waldron
Little by little, Marvel's Disney+ series are coming together. While many are still merely rumored to be in development, the Loki show starring Tom Hiddleston is confirmed. And now it has a showrunner.
Big on the Internet, Ann Coulter, donald trump, Immigration, racism

The Darkest Timeline Is the One in Which I Agree With Ann Coulter About Something

Ann Coulter speaks onstage at The Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe while holding her book 'In Trump We Trust'
It feels really gross to agree with something Ann Coulter says.
Big on the Internet, BHM 2019, Black History Month

Black History Month: The Demerara Slave Rebellion of 1823

slavery
In 1823 an uprising involving more than 10,000 slaves took place in Guyana.
Space, mars rover, NASA, Opportunity

Didn’t Think You Could Cry Over the Opportunity Mars Rover More? Well, Get Ready!

NASA's opportunity rover on Mars.
On February 13th, NASA confirmed that the rover had died, and we're still not okay with it. 
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