I, for one, welcome our new murder hornet overlords.

A federal judge has ruled that members of the U.S. women’s national soccer team (USWNT) did not have enough evidence that they were paid less than the men's team, dealing a major victory to the U.S. Soccer Federation (USSF).

Upload's first season is now streaming on Amazon Prime.

So yeah, it's a little upsetting because we're missing Natasha Romanoff. 

If anyone can explain how this is normal or okay, I'm all ears.

A lot of parents, myself included, have surrendered to the fact that our kids are just going to have a lot of screen time during quarantine. And that's fine.

Fallen queens, alternate histories, emotional memoirs, thrilling murder mysteries, and a little bit of romance.

They can't go out, Jacob is mad that he has to eat dinner with his family every single night, and when one of them does go out and have dinner not at home, it ends up being a catastrophic disaster. Very on-the-nose for 2020, if you ask me.

The next Assassin's Creed video game, Assassin's Creed Valhalla, will make the radical statement that women can be Vikings too.

I'm going to be focusing on the jokes and the memes in honor of May Day because I just feel like talking about my face twin, Florence Pugh.  

After spending more than a month ignoring allegations of harassment and assault made by his former staffer Tara Reade, Joe Biden has finally issued his own statement.

Neil Gaiman, Michael Sheen, and David Tennant reunited to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the publication of Good Omens.

Think about it. Parks ended, Donald Trump got elected, the world caught on fire, and now a pandemic broke out, and our leadership is ... not leading.

May 1st is celebrated as both a festival of fertility like Beltane and as International Workers Day. How did the two become attached?

One of the most interesting things Amazon Prime has brought into the film world is the debut movie by Tayarisha Poe, Selah and the Spades, which tells the story of Queen Bee Selah Summers (Lovie Simone) as she begins to groom an heir to her teen empire at a Pennsylvania boarding school.

Written and directed by Brett and Drew Pierce (Deadheads), The Wretched is a little bit of a creature feature and a little bit of a witchy piece, rolled together into a gory and disgusting horror. It’s as bloody of a good time as a person could ask for, but the subtle infusion of monstrous motherhood is the real unexpected treat.

So you can get Baby Yoda in a set with four other Star Wars-inspired masks and honestly, I'd walk around looking like R2-D2. Yolo at this point, amirite? 

There was a lot that went wrong in Wisconsin. But New York's decision to cancel its presidential primary altogether isn't a better alternative.

Let's get into it!

Now you can con from home.