Dear Loser, Aspiring Loser or General Hanger-On: We show you five Rorschach-type ink blots, made with genuine inking and blotting by Style Invitational Big Deal Artist Bob Staake. And you tell us what funny thing you see in one or more of them. We promise not to psychoanalyze you. Publicly, anyway. Plus we have the winning funny poems that include spelling bee words like "ochlocracy" and "epitaxis." And they STILL manage to be crude. It's the Invite way: haughty/potty. Especially if you plan to enter the ink blot contest, check out my online column The Style Conversational, where I share the results of our three previous ink blot contests, which ran way back in 1993-96. They might not be anywhere else on the Web. This week's Invitational: http://bit.ly/invite1185 This week's Conversational: http://bit.ly/conv1185 — Pat Myers, Empress of The Style Invitational pat.myers@washpost.com ADVERTISEMENT   Connect with The Invitational •   On Facebook •   Entries and ideas •   Contact the Empress •   Past contests •   Contest rules Recommended for you   At Home Creative ideas for home and garden, in your inbox weekly. Sign Up »         Share The Style Invitational:       Twitter      Facebook Trouble reading? Click here to view in your browser. You received this email because you signed up for The Style Invitational or submitted an entry. For additional free newsletters or to manage your newsletters, click here. We respect your privacy. If you believe that this email has been sent to you in error or you no longer wish to receive email from The Washington Post, click here. Contact us for help. ©2016 The Washington Post 1301 K St NW, Washington DC, 20071