A roller coaster of a week! AOC spent hours sitting in an invisible cop car, Biden is racing to sniff one more little girl before losing his sense of smell, and Governor DeSantis has officially outlawed man-buns in Florida: It's The Babylon Bee Week in Review!

Biden Races To Sniff One Last Girl Before Losing Sense Of Smell From COVID

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After testing positive for COVID today, President Biden immediately rushed out of the White House to go sniff one last little girl before losing his sense of smell...Read more

VIDEO: Senator Rand Paul Sits Down With The Babylon Bee

SHOCKING: Trump Gains Gift of Tongues After Playing The Acts

After playing a game of The Acts, Donald Trump was suddenly bestowed with the spiritual gift of tongues. Combining this with his existing gift of mockery, he set about to humiliate Joe Biden in 37 different languages. Trump was heard to comment he would be “winning bigly” with use of these “yuge new gifts.”

Not Satire: Being ultra MAGA isn’t actually a spiritual gift, but The Acts is an exciting game that simulates the growth of the early church. Find out more about the top-rated Christian game on Board Game Geek and support it on Kickstarter today! The Acts is a great way to fellowship with family and friends around the game table. Prefer charity to gaming? You can also pledge to have a copy sent to service members stationed overseas.

Get in line and reserve the game today!

AOC Sits In Invisible Police Car Awaiting Transport To Invisible Jail

DeSantis Outlaws Man Buns

AOC Still Handcuffed As Capitol Police Misplaced The Invisible Key

Collapsible Carnival Ride Operated By Toothless Meth Addict Probably Fine

Newly Transitioned Woman Proudly Runs Over First Curb

Ilhan Omar Uses Her One Phone Call From Jail To Call Both Her Husband And Her Brother

White House Clarifies That Biden Only Claimed To Have Cancer Due To His Dementia

Congregation Braces Themselves For A Rough 7 Minutes After Worship Leader Says Next Song Is An Original

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