I warned you, dear Daily Crunchers, that I would be back with the Halloween puns. Today’s top story delivers it to you on a silver platter. Brian guides us through the haunted house that will be Apple’s Scary Fast October Mac event, pointing out the possible ghouls and gadgets that could pop out at us at any time during the event. Here’s how to watch and what to expect tonight.

Meanwhile, you should not get spooked by ChatGPT because as Sarah reports, its app revenue shows no signs of slowing down. However, some other AI apps top it. And we have a startup introducing ChatGPT for career growth.

And President Biden is leading the metaphoric mob of people with pitchforks and torches by issuing an executive order to set standards for AI safety and security, which has become something of a Frankenstein’s monster. Read how Biden is taking matters into his own hands.

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Web Summit has a new CEO: Web Summit names ex-Wikimedia CEO Katherine Maher to take over in the wake of the Cosgrave controversy. Meet Katherine and find out how the summit moves on.

Taking the ball and running with it: With a deadline looming, Broadcom tries to push the $61 billion VMware deal over the finish line. The company is confident it can do it.

Free, free, free!: Meta has plans to offer an ad-free subscription in Europe. Here’s why.

Breaking up is hard to do: Why should startups start preparing now for a potential founder breakup? There’s a million reasons. (TC+)

It’s better with two: Video app Detail’s new feature helps you record multi-camera podcasts using iPhones. See how it works.

This might make you feel like hibernating: It’s not all bad in the land of software companies, but we are holding up a sign that says, “Welcome back to the SaaS bear market.” (TC+)

Out of Japan: Japan’s MagicPod takes its no-code testing platform global. Learn more.

Time will tell if this deal was Missguided: Singapore fast-fashion giant Shein adds struggling U.K. brand Missguided to its fashion empire. Read more.

Coming to an agreement: GM reaches a tentative deal with the United Auto Workers, ending the widespread six-week strike. Here’s what happened.

Testing the public markets: ADIA and Norges are among the anchor backers in Mamaearth’s $92 million raise ahead of an IPO. Get the scoop.

The price of privacy: Darrell opines that privacy will die to deliver us the thinking and knowing computer. Do you feel the same way?

A shift in tone: The prosecution cross-examines Sam Bankman-Fried and tries to paint him as a liar. Read more. (TC+)

Weekend warriors you may have missed:

US automakers need to make up their minds already (TC+)

More than a year later, the $20B Adobe-Figma deal is still stuck in regulatory limbo (TC+)

Korea Investment Partners is the latest Korean VC firm to launch a Southeast Asia fund

Deal Dive: Bagels with a schmear of venture capital (TC+)

Catching up with Keith Rabois on the state of VC, his newest bet and who he’s backing for president

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