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HOW WE’RE TAKING PROFITS THIS CYCLE 💵

This cycle we’ll be taking profits in Ethena’s high-yield $USDe, and Maker’s $DAI stablecoins.

That last choice probably won’t surprise you (we’ve been very vocal about our love for Maker), but the choice to go with $USDe might give you pause...

‘Cause the high-yield (20%+) stablecoin of last cycle was Terra Luna’s $UST. 

…and that famously went belly up, kickstarting the previous bear market.

(Hint: stablecoins aren’t meant to do this 👇).

But while $USDe may seem similar on the surface, it operates very differently under the hood.

Terra Luna’s ‘stable’ coin worked like this:

1 $UST would always be redeemable for $1 worth of $LUNA.

If the price of $UST fell below $1 (say 90 cents) traders would be incentivized to buy 1 $UST for less than a dollar and swap that for $1 worth of Luna tokens, then sell that for $1 and lock in an instant profit of 10 cents (or 10%). 

Keeping the whole thing stable…in theory.

Problem was: if the price of both $UST and $LUNA cratered, the whole thing would fall apart (which it did).

$USDe ain’t playing that game.

What Ethena does is, for every dollar you put into $USDe, they go both long (betting prices will go up) and short (betting prices will go down) on $BTC, $SOL, and staked $ETH. 

So if these currencies go down overall, they make money on their short positions, while losing money on their long positions (cancelling both profit and loss out, and maintaining a stable value).

The way they return INSANE 29%+ yields (👇) on their $USDe is by leveraging funding rates.

Long story short: certain crypto investment products force traders to pay fees to other traders.

If the majority of traders are going long on crypto using futures contracts, they have to pay a fee to the minority of people going short.

(The idea being that this keeps both sides of the market in closer balance – if the market goes too far in one direction, they get rekt with fees).

The cool part is: when the market does tip too far in any one direction, Ethena starts to earn yields as a result.

(E.g. In bull runs, when everyone is betting the market will go up, Ethena earns profit on its short positions).

…and they pass this profit onto their $USDe holders.

It’s not without downside risk – but one thing is for sure. It’s NOT Terra Luna (hell, this yield strategy has been used safely by TradFi folks for decades).

We featured it in a PRO report, covering the finer mechanics of Ethena here.

Now here’s the kicker:

By taking profits into $USDe and $DAI in equal parts, we’ll be making 29%+ per year on our $USDe and 8%+ on our $DAI…

Will these rates stay consistent? No. They can fluctuate like crazy. 

(E.g. $USDe was 113% APY in March, returned to 0% at the start of May, before closing the month out at 77%).

But the idea that we could potentially outperform the S&P 500 (11.3%/year over the last 20 years) on average over the next year, simply by holding stablecoins?

That’s only possible in crypto!

ARE NFTS ABOUT TO MAKE A COMEBACK? 🖼️

Don’t laugh. 

We’re serious. 

Think about it…

NFTs are like the Rolex watches of the crypto space. You get rich → you splurge and buy one.

…and now that the bull run has begun, the wealth effect (i.e. people feel wealthy → so they spend more) could be about to breathe new life into the NFT sector.

Here’re the proverbial canaries in the coal mine that are signalling a potential come back:

1/ Big brands are embracing NFT IP once again

Doodles just collabed with some clown from the fast food industry (Ronald McDonald). 👇

If enough degens come out in force, this could end up being like the ‘Stanley Cup’ of the crypto world.

2/ Blue chip projects have been catching bids 

The top 10 projects are up anywhere between ~25% and ~100% over the past 30 days, with CryptoPunks regaining its $1B+ market cap.

3/ Darth Gensler is out, which means regulatory clarity could soon be back in!

NFTs were caught in the crossfire of Gary Gensler’s anti-crypto tirade – but now that he’s announced he’s stepping down from the role of SEC Chair, NFTs could once again catch a greenlight in the US.

Does this guarantee that the rebirth of NFTs is imminent? No.

But call us Mary Swanson, cause we’re saying there’s a chance.

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$DOGE flips Porsche. Imagine explaining to your friend that a memecoin is now worth more than one of world’s biggest carmakers. Moments like this make me believe that we live in a simulation. Wild.

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