Citizen! Destiny has arrived in your inbox — to bring you this message:

Hi, friend! It’s me, the Tick. I’m dropping in to share a little something with you. I’m more than just your everyday hero with the reflexes of an Olympic-level jungle cat. No, I’ve got dimensions, man! I like to eat and read and stuff. I’ve got hobbies, and I like to take Lady Destiny along on the saunter. So no more of your objectifying trickery, chum! See me for the hero I am, and come join me. You’ll like it — it’s warm and good, like the inside of bread!