Dear Loser, Aspiring Loser or General Hanger-On: If carmakers were more honest, they would be marketing automatic braking as “texting-enabling.” If the prunes called Sunsweet Ones were sold more honestly, they would be called Twos. In Week 1183 of The Style Invitational, we ask you to call out the who's-kidding-whom in the form above. And we have the results of Week 1179, which asked for fanciful ABC (or CBA, BCA, etc.) terms, like "Census Approximation Bureau: The government’s plan to save billions by hiring one guy to browse Google Maps on an iPhone." In my online column The Style Conversational, I talk about the new contest and results, ponder what our next trophy will be to replace the Inkin' Memorial bobblehead, and invite you -- PERSONALLY -- to the next Loser Brunch, July 17. This week's Invitational: http://bit.ly/invite1183 This week's Conversational: http://bit.ly/conv1183 — Pat Myers, Empress of The Style Invitational pat.myers@washpost.com ADVERTISEMENT   Connect with The Invitational •   On Facebook •   Entries and ideas •   Contact the Empress •   Past contests •   Contest rules Recommended for you   Carolyn Hax Don't miss The Post's columnist's daily advice. Sign Up »         Share The Style Invitational:       Twitter      Facebook Trouble reading? Click here to view in your browser. You received this email because you signed up for The Style Invitational or submitted an entry. For additional free newsletters or to manage your newsletters, click here. We respect your privacy. If you believe that this email has been sent to you in error or you no longer wish to receive email from The Washington Post, click here. Contact us for help. ©2016 The Washington Post 1301 K St NW, Washington DC, 20071