1.  Alex Jones Told to Give Up His Guns and $2.8M Texas Ranch

 FAFO 

He may also be on the hook for his broadcast network, Free Speech Systems, which hosts his infamous show InfoWars.

MEDIA

2.  Biden Is ‘Losing Focus’ in Meetings at the G7 Summit: Claim

 ZONED OUT 

Diplomatic sources apparently paint an alarming picture.

WORLD

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3.  Men-Only Christian Conservative Group Goes Dark

 SECRET SOCIETY 

The Society for American Civic Renewal is a men-only and Christian-only conservative group which intends to rid America of “decadence” and return it to “Christendom.”

POLITICS

4.  Don’t Worry—Trump Isn’t Racist, He Has Black Friends

 I SWEAR I’M NOT RACIST 

“If I were a racist, they wouldn’t be friends,” Trump said.

POLITICS

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5.  Russell Brand Allegedly Masturbated in His Dressing Room

 ‘RUSSELL BEING RUSSELL’ 

Brand was also “known to be very flirtatious with many of the women he worked with or came into contact with,” a new report states.

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6.  Fugitive Midwest ‘Hitwoman’ Can’t Resist a Few Facebook DMs

 STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD 

Aimee Betro’s mom has urged her to turn herself in, but she seems to prefer venting to friends in her DMs, according to a new report.

U.S. NEWS

7.  Boeing Tricked Into Using Fake Metals in New Jets

 MAYDAY 

The counterfeit titanium parts were discovered to have small holes from corrosion.

TRAVEL

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8.  Biden SAW His Dog Tear Into Secret Service Agents, Docs Show

 ‘SAFE SHIFT’ 

A Safety, Health & Environmental officer with the Secret Service asked: “Can we please find a way to get this dog muzzled?”

POLITICS

9.  Ozempic-Fueled Quest for Bikini Bod Has Young Women in ER

 THE SKINNY 

It’s reportedly the new drug of choice for women desperate for a “beach body.”

WORLD

10.  CEOs Laughed in Trump’s Face at Washington Sitdown: Report

 HAD TO BE THERE 

At a private meeting, the former president reportedly relayed a story about workers excited by one of his proposed policies, prompting guffaws from the executives in the room.

POLITICS

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11.  Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour Is Officially Coming to an End

 BACK TO DECEMBER 

“This is the very first time I’ve ever acknowledged to myself and admitted that this tour is going to end in December—like, that’s it.”

ENTERTAINMENT

12.  Justice Thomas Took MORE Trips on Rich Friend’s Jet: Docs

 MILE-HIGH CLUB 

Sen. Dick Durbin said the Supreme Court justice failed to disclose at least three additional trips he took aboard Harlan Crow’s jet in 2017, 2019, and 2021.

POLITICS

13.  Food Giant’s Nepo Baby Arrested for the Third Time

 MEAT HEAD 

Tyson Foods said it had suspended its CFO.

U.S. NEWS

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