1. Avenatti Gives Michael Cohen Bizarre Greeting at Fraud Trial

‘PRISON HUMOR’

The disgraced attorney is on trial for allegedly stealing $300,000 from adult film actress Stormy Daniels.

POLITICS

2. Unvaxxed Sarah Palin Tests Positive on Eve of NYT Trial

SO INEVITABLE

At the start of the trial on Monday, the judge had an announcement to make.

POLITICS

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4. Clapton Pushes Bogus Theory Vaxxed People Are Under Hypnosis

‘YOU BETTER LOOK OUT’

The 76-year-old musician claimed that people were eventually hypnotized through “subliminal advertising.”

ENTERTAINMENT

5. President of Burkina Faso Overthrown in Military Coup

‘DIFFICULT TIMES’

The takeover, which began Sunday with unrest in the capital city Ouagadougou, has rendered the nation’s constitution suspended and its borders sealed.

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6. Dyson’s New Vacuum Lets Me Clean My Home Using Lasers

SUCK IT UP

The vacuum is the best one Dyson has ever made. Here’s why.

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7. 8,500 Troops on Alert for Potential Deployment to Europe

LOCKED AND LOADED

As Russia has deployed hundreds of thousands of troops along Ukraine’s border.

WORLD

8. School Districts Sue Virginia’s Guv for Loosening Mask Rules

NOT SO FAST

Youngkin’s executive order allows parents to choose whether or not their child wears a mask.

U.S. NEWS

9. SCOTUS Shoots Down McCarthy’s Challenge to Proxy Voting

LET IT GO

The high court’s decision upholds a previous ruling that courts don’t have the authority to dictate House procedures.

POLITICS

10. Video Shows Trump Suffering His Own ‘Please Clap’ Moment

LOVE ME

The former president didn’t get the reaction he was after when he graced Mar-a-Lago diners with his presence.

POLITICS

11. Dow Tumbles 1,000 Points After Wall Street’s Terrible Week

YIKES

The S&P 500, which is down 11 percent, is on track to have its worst January ever.

U.S. NEWS

12. 50,000 U.S. Troops May Deploy if Putin Overruns Ukraine: NYT

FIGHTING TALK

One potential plan reportedly includes sending an initial 5,000 troops to the Baltics to deal with the crisis.

WORLD

13. Affirmative Action at Risk as SCOTUS Takes Up Harvard Case

NEW TARGET

It will be the first time the issue has been weighed by the court under its 6-3 conservative majority.

U.S. NEWS

14. Surgeon Regrets Trying to Hawk Bataclan Victim X-Ray as NFT

BONEHEADED

The picture showed a patient’s forearm after it was struck by a Kalashnikov bullet during the 2015 ISIS terror attack in Paris.

WORLD

15. Julian Assange Wins Right to Appeal His Extradition to U.S.

STAYING PUT

Britain’s high court will now have to decide whether to hear the WikiLeaks founder’s challenge.

WORLD

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