1.  Bankman-Fried’s Lawyer: He Was the Worst Witness of All Time

 COULDN’T BE SAVED 

Stanford professor David Mills was close with the FTX founder’s parents. The relationship may be over, he says.

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2.  Turkish Lawmaker’s Heart Stops After Condemning Israel

  TERRIFYING 

The health minister of Turkey said that Hasan Bitmez was “put on a heart-lung pump and taken to intensive care.”

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3.  Dentist Sentenced After Hiring Hitman to Kill Brother-in-Law

 ‘JUSTICE’ 

According to reports the dentist maintained his innocence even during his sentencing.

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4.  Polish Politician Extinguishes Parliament’s Hanukkah Candles

 ‘SATANIC’ 

Grzegorz Braun was kicked out of the chamber after using a fire extinguisher to put out the menorah.

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5.  Migrant Boy Dies From Suspected Suicide at Shelter: Reports

 ‘DEVASTATING’ 

“It is devastating to lose a child, not only for the family, but for the community at the hotel,” local council member Gale Brewer said.

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6.  New Hampshire Guv Will Endorse Haley for President: Reports

 DECISION TIME 

He reportedly plans to make it official at a town hall event Tuesday night.

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7.  Shohei Ohtani Will Defer $680M of His Dodgers Mega-Deal

 PLAYING THE LONG GAME 

He’ll reportedly wait until 2034 to start receiving the bulk of his earnings.

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8.  Ukraine’s Biggest Mobile Operator Hit by Russian Cyberattack

 OUT OF SERVICE 

Kyivstar has 24.3 million mobile subscribers, accounting for over half of Ukraine’s population, and 1.1 million home internet customers.

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9.  Sandy Hook Dad: Musk’s a ‘Sociopath’ for Alex Jones U-Turn

  ‘NO CONVICTIONS’ 

David Wheeler recommends that users delete their X accounts.

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10.  Chair-Wielding Alabama Boat Deck Brawler Faces Court

 JUDGEMENT DAY 

Reggie Bernard Ray was handed a 90-day suspended jail sentence and must perform 50 hours of community service.

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11.  Kremlin: We Know Nothing About Alexei Navalny’s ‘Fate’

 ALEXEI WHO? 

Vladimir Putin’s spokesman says no one in the presidential administration has any interest in the jailed Kremlin foe.

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12.  Zara Says It Regrets Gaza Symbolism ‘Misunderstanding’

 FASHION STATEMENT 

Customers have continued to call for a boycott of the brand.

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13.  UNLV Gunman Ogled Student as Tenured Prof in 2016: Report

 ‘APPALLED’ 

Anthony Polito walked into a business class he was teaching and remarked on a female student’s low-cut shirt, she claimed.

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