1.  Dallas Mayor Reveals He’s Flipping From Dem to Republican

 SWITCHEROO 

The move makes Dallas the largest city in the country with a Republican mayor.

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2.  Trump Hated Masks Because They Ruined His Bronzer: Ex-Aide

  ‘VANITY’ 

Cassidy Hutchinson writes in her new book that Trump snapped when she told him his classic orange shade was all over the straps of his white mask.

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3.  Missing Toddler Found in Woods Sound Asleep on Family Dog

 GIRL’S BEST FRIEND 

The toddler was reported missing on Wednesday night after she wandered away from her home with her two dogs.

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4.  Steroid-Fueled Rioter Gets 5 Years for Attacking Cops, Media

 KARMA 

Rodney Milstreed threw an AP photographer down a set of stairs and lobbed a wooden club at Capitol cops.

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5.  Jerry Falwell Accuses Liberty U Officials of Sex Misconduct

 BURNING IT DOWN 

Falwell was forced to resign as president after news of his wife’s affair emerged.

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6.  Biden to Provide Ukraine With Long-Range Missiles: Report

 BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS 

The missiles would allow Ukraine to hit Russian command centers, supply lines, and transportation systems up to 180 miles away.

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7.  List of Campaign Stops Shows Just How Little Trump Is Trying

 LOW ENERGY 

The former president is leading in the polls despite barely leaving his New Jersey golf club.

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8.  ‘Slow-Motion Coup’: Florida GOPers Are Tiring of DeSantis

 ‘FAKING IT’ 

“There’s no love lost between the Legislature and DeSantis,” one lobbyist told Politico. “...They are waiting long enough to see the king drained of all his power.”

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9.  UAW Strike Now Expanding to 38 Stellantis and GM Facilities

  NEW WALKOUTS 

“We will shut down parts distribution centers until those two companies come to their senses and come to the bargaining table.”

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10.  Parents Sue School Board to Adopt Virginia’s Trans Policies

 GOING BACKWARDS 

The new guidelines bar transgender girls from girls’ sports teams, and give teachers and other students permission to misgender students.

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11.  U.S. Olympic Swim Team Gets Its First Black Head Coach

 MAKING HISTORY 

Anthony Nesty was also a decorated swimmer for Suriname, becoming the first Black swimmer to win Olympic gold in 1988.

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12.  Female Marine Corps Officers No Longer Forced to Wear Skirts

 FINALLY 

The service said in an update that female staff sergeants and above could wear high-waisted slacks.

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13.  Stephen A. Smith’s Colleagues Roast His Terrible First Pitch

 ‘THEY FINNA DRAG YOU’ 

Smith said he was disgusted with himself over his first pitch at Yankee Stadium and called it a “choke job.”

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