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1. Elon Musk’s Far-Right Politics Are Tanking Tesla Sales

 BACKLASH 

Europeans appear to be looking for an alternative to Tesla.

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2. Trump Makes Up Story About Senator Coaching Patrick Mahomes

 FUMBLE ON THE PLAY 

At no point did the Chiefs star quarterback play under former college coach Tommy Tuberville.

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3. Panama Says the U.S. Totally Made Up Supposed New Canal Deal

 NO SUCH THING 

The State Department had announced U.S. government ships will no longer pay to use Panama Canal.

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4. Irv Gotti, Hip-Hop Icon and Founder of Murder Inc., Dies at 54

 RAP LEGEND 

Hip-hop has lost “one of its most creative soldiers,” ex-Def Jam CEO Lyor Cohen said.

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These Heated Chairs Are a Must-Have Cold Plunge Companion

 HEAT CHECK 

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5. ‘F*** Off’: U.K.’s New Envoy to U.S. Has Livid Response to Alleged Epstein Ties

 JUST ASKING QUESTIONS 

Peter Mandelson said he regretted “ever meeting” the sex trafficker, before telling off a reporter.

WORLD

6. Democratic Senator ‘Fully Supports’ U.S. Boots in Gaza

 ALL FOR IT 

Sen. John Fetterman appeared to be the lone Democrat who was open to a U.S. takeover of Gaza.

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7. Miami Beach Calls Itself ‘Worst Spring Break’ Destination in New Ad Campaign

 BE WARNED 

The city came up with a clever way to warn incoming spring breakers of all the rules that are in place.

U.S. NEWS

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8. Harrison Ford’s Blunt Two-Word Response to ‘Indiana Jones’ Flop

 ‘[BEEP] HAPPENS’ 

Much like his character on screen, Harrison Ford kept it real when reflecting on “Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny’s” disappointing debut.

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9. Doctor Under Investigation for Giving His Feline a CAT Scan

 CLAWS OUT! 

An Italian doctor brought his cat to the hospital to conduct a CAT scan on his injured cat.

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10. Delta and Japan Airlines Planes Collide at Airport: ‘Very Scary’

 TARMAC CHAOS 

Photos posted online showed the Japan Airlines wing cut through the Delta plane’s tail.

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11. CNN Jury Foreperson: We Wanted to Make CNN Pay Up to $100M

 'SEND A MESSAGE' 

The network ultimately settled with a security contractor who it claimed was part of a “black market” operation.

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12. Absent Dem Wants Do-Over After Motion to Subpoena Musk Fails

 ABSENTEE BALLOT 

“Don’t be a d--k,” Elon Musk tweeted at Rep. Ro Khanna, who missed the vote that failed in his absence.

POLITICS

13. Gisele Bündchen, 44, Welcomes First Baby Since Tom Brady Split

 BUNDLE OF BÜNDCHEN 

The supermodel has been dating jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente.

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