1.  Feds Tell Trump’s Lawyers to Expect Another Indictment

 IMMINENT 

Trump’s team met prosecutors at the office of special counsel Jack Smith early Thursday ahead of a potential indictment.

POLITICS

2.  GOP Rep Says She Declined Sex to Make It to Prayer Breakfast

  TMI 

Rep. Nancy Mace said she had to turn down her fiancé to get there on time.

POLITICS

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3.  Cops Reportedly Pursuing Charges Against Carlee Russell

 FACING THE MUSIC 

Russell admitted to making up her harrowing abduction story.

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4.  White House Says Biden Will Not Pardon His Son Hunter

 ‘NO’ 

Hunter Biden’s plea deal on tax and gun charges fell apart on Wednesday.

POLITICS

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 DRINK UP 

Find out why BrüMate’s latest water bottle sold out in just five days after launching.

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5.  Texas Teachers Fired for Seeing Drag Show in Their Own Time

 ‘TREATED LIKE CRIMINALS’ 

The Houston-area First Baptist Academy fired the two teachers after one posted photos from the show on Facebook, according to local media.

U.S. NEWS

6.  Colleagues Forced to Remind Feinstein How to Vote on a Bill

 WORRISOME 

“I would like to support a ‘yes’ vote on this. Um, it provides $823 billion,” Feinstein said in a ramble.

POLITICS

7.  LeBron James Speaks About Son’s Shocking Cardiac Arrest

 ‘SAFE AND HEALTHY’ 

“We feel you and I’m so grateful,” he tweeted.

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8.  Oldest Black Frat Cans Florida Event Over ‘Racist’ Policies

 ONTO THE NEXT 

The frat’s president blamed Gov. Ron DeSantis for “manufactured division and attacks on” Black people.

U.S. NEWS

9.  WATCH: Ukraine Fencer Points Sabre at Defeated Russian Rival

  PRICKLY 

The star Ukrainian fencer, the first to face off against a Russian opponent since the start of Putin’s war, was eliminated over the move.

WORLD

10.  Drunk Pilot Arrested as He Prepared to Fly 267 Passengers

 ‘STAGGERING’ 

The flight from Paris to Washington, D.C. was canceled.

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11.  Beloved Florida Manatee Died of ‘High Intensity Sex’

 R.I.P. 

Hugh, a 38-year-old manatee, suffered a tear in his colon after his brother Buffett was seen “penetrating” him at a Sarasota aquarium.

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12.  Morrissey Slams Celebs’ Sinead O’Connor Tributes: ‘Too Late’

 GUTLESS 

“You hadn’t the guts to support her when she was alive and she was looking for you,” the English singer wrote.

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13.  Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Agree to Mediating Winery Dispute

 BITTER DIVORCE 

Jolie has also said that she’s open to participating in settlement discussions with Pitt, according to reports.

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