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1. GOP Candidate Who Lost by 18,000 Votes Finally Admits Defeat

  SORE LOSER 

Failed Texas candidate Alex Mealer said she just wanted to ensure future elections are fair.

POLITICS

2. Clarence Thomas Went to Least 2 Koch Donor Summits: Report

 ‘EXTRAORDINARY’ 

A retired federal judge told ProPublica the revelation “takes my breath away.”

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3. Trump Finally Weighs in on Rupert Murdoch’s Retirement

 FORCED RETIREMENT 

The former president took nearly 24 hours to respond to the news, writing in a subdued post that he didn’t force Murdoch to retire.

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4. F-35 Pilot Told 911: ‘I’m Not Sure Where the Airplane Is’

 ‘MA’AM, I’M THE PILOT’ 

After ejecting over South Carolina, the pilot of the $100M stealth fighter had to admit he’d lost it.

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5. Drug Dealer’s Drone Crashes Taking Opioids, Porn Into Prison

 DELIVERY SERVICE 

The plan was foiled by a technical malfunction.

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6. Lizzo Gets Award After New Lawsuit: ‘I Really Needed This’

 ‘MY PURPOSE’  

The humanitarian prize came after a fashion designer complained of a hostile work environment.

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7. Mortar Attack Leaves at Least Two Dead in Besieged Timbuktu

 ENDLESS 

Tens of thousands of people have been under siege since August as violence spirals following the withdrawal of UN peacekeepers.

WORLD

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8. Rupert Murdoch Gave America President Trump: Ex-Aussie PM

 DIVIDE AND PROFIT 

“That’s one hell of a legacy,” said Malcolm Turnbull.

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9. Apple Slammed for Keeping Andrew Tate’s App in Its Store

 ‘MISOGYNISTIC’ 

The disgraced influencer’s Real World Portal has been accused of teaching young men how to control and exploit women.

MEDIA

10. X Is Getting Rid of Another Twitter Feature

 BYE BYE BIRDIE 

Users will say goodbye to the Circles feature on Oct. 31.

TECH

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11. Biden Mixes up Congressional Caucuses During Speech

 WHOOPS 

He seemingly did not notice the mix-up and continued on with his speech.

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12. Child Sex Offender Who Escaped Hospital Recaptured: Cops

 ‘WITHOUT INCIDENT’ 

Tommy Wayne Boyd, who is serving a 30-year sentence for felony enticement of a child, walked out of the hospital hours earlier on Thursday.

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13. WATCH: Queen Camilla Is Terrible at Table Tennis

 WE ARE MOST AMUSED 

The queen of England played a friendly match against Brigitte Macron, the First Lady of France, who proved to be equally unskilled.

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