1.  Grand Ole Opry Apologizes for Star’s Drunken Dolly Tribute

 COUNTRY FLOP 

The music venue apologized for the expletive-riddled performance, although the singer herself has not commented.

ENTERTAINMENT

2.  Wild Footage Shows Massive Wave Crashing Into U.S. Army Base

  MONSTER TIDE 

The freak wave swept soldiers off their feet as it overwhelmed a dining hall on the Marshall Islands base.

WORLD

Toast to Dry January With Apothékary’s Alcohol-Free Spirits

  FREE SPIRIT 

Level up your mocktails with these adaptogenic herbal tinctures.

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3.  Fake Biden Robocall Tells N.H. Dems ‘Don’t Vote’ in Primary

 ‘A BUNCH OF MALARKEY’ 

The calls are a sophisticated imitation or digital manipulation of the president’s voice, confusing voters who received them.

POLITICS

4.  Son of Netflix’s ‘Cheer’ Star Hit With Child Porn Charges

 LATEST SCANDAL 

This is the second time child pornography charges have been lodged against someone in the show’s orbit.

ENTERTAINMENT

Nurses and Athletes Swear By This OTC Muscle Pain Cream

 QUICK FIX 

Penetrex’s top-rated muscle and joint pain relief cream is a must-have for post-workout recovery.

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5.  Brit Plunges to Death Off Cliff After Eating Wild Mushrooms

 TRAGIC FALL 

Steven Harper died in Italy while on a solo cycling trip from Scotland to India.

WORLD

6.  FAA Urges Airlines to Check Door Plugs on 2nd Boeing Plane

 SAFETY FIRST 

The agency said operators should “ensure the door is properly secured.”

U.S. NEWS

7.  Tim Scott’s Finally Going to Be a Wife Guy: Report

 YAY TIM! 

The failed presidential candidate said that getting married will be the most exciting thing he’ll do with his life “besides making Jesus my Lord.”

POLITICS

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8.  Trump Team Boots NBC Reporter After Probing Question: Report

 CLAWS OUT 

The campaign was reportedly not happy after correspondent Vaughn Hillyard confronted Rep. Elise Stefanik over the E. Jean Carroll case.

MEDIA

9.  Rollout of World’s First Routine Malaria Vaccinations Begins

  ‘HISTORIC’ 

About 6.6 million children will receive the shot in 2024-25.

WORLD

10.  ‘All-Out’ Rescue Effort Launched as 47 Buried in Landslide

 HORRIFIC 

Eight bodies have already been pulled from the rubble.

WORLD

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11.  Five Kids, Including 17-Month-Old, Die in Indiana House Fire

 ‘HORRIFIC TRAGEDY’ 

It was the worst fire South Bend has seen in decades.

U.S. NEWS

12.  Pop Star Booted From Plane After Drunken Incident: Reports

 FLIGHTMARE 

Samantha Fox, a British pop star who rose to fame in the 1980s, also had a mega-successful career as a model and pin-up girl.

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13.  Shirtless Jason Kelce Slugs Beers in Front of Taylor Swift

 FIRST IMPRESSION 

They both traveled to Buffalo, New York to watch the Chiefs take on the Bills in a chilly playoff matchup.

ENTERTAINMENT

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