1.  Harris Gives Seven-Word Brush-Off To Trump’s Race Slurs

 NEXT QUESTION 

The 2024 Democratic presidential nominee showed how she may deal with her opponent when they debate.

POLITICS

2.  Lauren Sanchez & Jeff Bezos Loved Netflix’s ‘Baby Reindeer’

 BINGE WATCHERS 

Three out of four current binge watch faves of the Amazon co-founder are not on Prime Video, according to his fiancée.

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3.  Employee Found Dead in Cubicle Four Days After Clocking In

 DYSTOPIAN 

Bank staffers told a local news station that some had smelled a foul odor but assumed it was a plumbing issue.

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4.  American Viscountess’ Pet Duck Quackers Slain by Dog Walker

 DUCK DUCK GONE 

Lady Julie Montagu is demanding an apology from an unidentified person who strangled her duck after it was attacked by a dog.

WORLD

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5.  Iconic Band Is Latest to Tell Trump: Stop Playing Our Music

 MAMMA MIA! 

The Swedish pop group ABBA issued a statement after Donald Trump played their music in Minnesota.

POLITICS

6.  Justin Theroux Proposes to ‘The Gilded Age’ Actress in Italy

 BETHROTHED 

Theroux got engaged to actress Nicole Brydon Bloom while in Venice to promote “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.”

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7.  Joey Lawrence Alleges Real Reason His Marriage ‘Unraveled’

 ‘RUMORS ARE FALSE’ 

Lawrence’s wife of two years filed for divorce from the actor last week amid rumors of infidelity.

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8.  Viral Team USA Rugby Star Scores ‘Swimsuit Issue’ Cover

 COVER GIRL 

Ilona Maher won a bronze medal during the Paris Olympics.

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9.  Harris Campaign Trolls Trump With Ad Buy in His Own Backyard

 PETTY 

Florida is considered to be safe for Trump, but Harris’ team is willing to shell out a little bit to run ads near Mar-a-Lago.

POLITICS

10.  ‘Severe Turbulence’ on United Boeing 737 Leaves 7 Injured

 ROUGH RIDE 

The flight, heading to Chicago from Cancún, was forced to make an emergency landing in Memphis.

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11.  Texas State Republicans Poach Anti-Trans Democrat

 PLAYING FOR BOTH TEAMS 

After voting with Republicans on several gender-related bills, state Rep. Shawn Thierry lost her primary this spring.

POLITICS

12.  Employee Found Dead in Cubicle Four Days After Clocking In

 DYSTOPIAN 

Bank staffers told a local news station that some had smelled a foul odor but assumed it was a plumbing issue.

U.S. NEWS

13.  Matt Lauer’s Daughter Accused in Hamptons Hit-and-Run

 CAR CRASH 

Page Six says the accident happened over the Fourth of July weekend.

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