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1. J.D. and Usha Vance’s Yale Law School Nickname Revealed

 ‘INSEPARABLE’ 

A New York Times profile says the future Usha Vance had a penchant for “tall, handsome, and conservative” men.

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2. Athletes Complain About Awful Food at the Olympic Village

 THE HUNGER GAMES 

The situation is so bad the British team chiefs have had to fly in an extra chef to feed the competitors.

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3. Kamala Says She ‘Will Not Be Silent’ on ‘Suffering’ in Gaza

 ‘I SEE YOU’ 

The vice president acknowledged that Israel “has the right to defend itself,” but said she had “serious concerns” about the mounting crisis the state is inflicting on Gaza.

POLITICS

4. Chipotle Boss: Sorry for the Tiny Portions

 SIZE MATTERS 

CEO Brian Niccol said the company would identify individual restaurants with “outlier portion scores” on customer surveys, then “reemphasize training and coaching” for workers.

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These Nootropic Supplements May Help Combat Brain Fog

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According to the brand, this supplement may help increase energy and focus by aiding in the production of dopamine and serotonin.

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5. COVID Sends Harvey Weinstein Back to the Hospital

 HEALTH PROBLEMS 

The disgraced Hollywood mogul has also developed double pneumonia, according to a report.

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6. Tucker Carlson Overtakes Joe Rogan for Top Spotify Podcast

 LEAPFROG 

“The Joe Rogan Experience” is now down to the number two spot.

MEDIA

7. J.D. Vance Has a New Secret Service Codename

 HOME STATE PRIDE 

The moniker is apparently a nod to his roots in Ohio and Kentucky.

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8. Philip Glass: Crimean Theater Using My Music Without Consent

 ‘ACT OF PIRACY’ 

The new ballet, called Wuthering Heights, is apparently set to open at the Sevastopol Opera and Ballet Theater next week.

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9. HGTV Star Accuses Hubby of Moving Her Money Amid Divorce

 THAT'S MINE! 

Josh Hall seemingly broke his silence on the divorce Thursday, posting a photo of himself on Instagram.

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10. Kamala Harris Has Joined TikTok

 HELLO, GEN Z 

According to her campaign manager, Harris joined TikTok to reach more voters.

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11. Judge Sides With ‘The Mandalorian’ Star in Disney Fight

 ‘MOVED TO TEARS’ 

In a ruling Wednesday, a judge determined that Disney “failed to set forth an ‘impenetrable defense’ under the First Amendment.”

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12. Wrestler Ronda Rousey Announces She Is Pregnant

 BABY ON BOARD 

Rousey and husband Travis Browne share a 2-year-old daughter named La’akea Makalapuaokalanipō.

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13. Charli XCX Photo Hints at Possible Kamala Collab, Fans Say

 BRAT BUSINESS 

A photo posted on X shows the pop star in the studio, and her fans are convinced the “brat” singer is working on something for the vice president’s campaign.

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