1.  John Bolton Gets His Security Clearance Revoked on Trump’s Day 1

 TRUMP DOES NOT FORGET 

Bolton, who wrote memoir “The Room Where It Happened,” sharply criticized the president in his book, causing outrage from Trump at the time.

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2.  Trump Delivers Rare Rebuke of Putin: ‘Destroying Russia’

 FRENEMIES 

Trump trashed Putin by issuing some of the most critical comments he’s ever made about Putin.

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 HIGH STANDARDS 

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3.  Alexander Brother’s Wife Files for Divorce Amid Sex-Trafficking Scandal

 HOUSE OF CARDS 

Tal Alexander’s wife, Arielle Kogut, confirmed the split in a statement saying she “will continue to provide my young baby with love and support.”

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4.  Judi Dench, 90, Opens Up About Vision Loss: ‘I Can’t See’

 CONSTANT COMPANION 

The Oscar-winning actress revealed in a new interview that she can go no longer leave her home without help.

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5.  Garth Hudson, Last Member of The Band, Dead at 87

 SHALL BE RELEASED 

The Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, noted for his humility and introversion, will be remembered by fans and other musicians as the giant he never saw himself as.

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6.  Fetterman Sets Record Straight on Speculation He May Switch Parties

 HERE TO STAY 

Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman said speculation he might become a Republican is “amateur-hour s---.”

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7.  Trump 2.0 Starts With Prez Flunking Geography Question

 CLOSE ENOUGH 

President Donald Trump gave a worrying answer while discussing Spain’s military spending.

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8.  Trump Administration Removes Reproductive Rights Website

 ABORT MISSION 

The site’s deletion may be due to one of Trump’s new executive orders.

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9.  White House Reporters ‘Privately’ Rejoicing at Biden’s Exit

 ‘THINGS HAVEN’T BEEN GREAT’ 

MAGA 2.0 will likely afford the press corps more chances to speak with—and question—the president.

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10.  WATCH: Mike Tyson Climbs on Jake Paul’s Shoulders as Logan Paul Screams ‘America’ at Inaugural Ball

 HEAVYWEIGHT 

Boxers Jake Paul and Mike Tyson were in high spirits months after a highly contested fight, celebrating Donald Trump’s MAGA victory together.

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11.  Trump Asks U.S. Troops in South Korea: ‘How’s Kim Jong Un?’

 ROCKET MAN REGARDS 

The president went on to brag about his relationship with the “tough cookie” despot.

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12.  Bored German Translator Caught Calling Trump’s Speech ‘S***’ on Hot Mic

 SWEARING IN 

The TV company soon issued a response assuring that this “does not reflect the opinion of the broadcaster.”

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13.  Trump Marks Return to Office by Waving a Sword Around to ‘YMCA’

 MADE THE CUT 

The commander-in-chief started dancing with the weapon during a ceremonial cake-cutting.

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