1.  Laughing Harris Denies Eating ‘Gummies’ When Talking About Election Anxiety

 TOLERANCE BREAK 

The Democratic nominee joked about the popular way to consume cannabis at an event in Michigan.

POLITICS

2.  Ted Cruz Suffers Hit as Texas’ Biggest Newspaper Endorses Rival

 SETBACK 

The Dallas Morning News endorsed the Democrat in a front-page article on Monday.

POLITICS

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3.  McDonald’s Invites Harris to Come Visit

 OPEN DOORS 

The company said they do not endorse candidates for office—but were “proud” of both candidates’ association with the restaurant.

POLITICS

4.  JD Vance Slams Kamala Harris’ ‘Anti-Christian Rhetoric’ in Appeal to Catholic Voters

 ‘REALLY BIZARRE’ 

Vance, a Catholic convert, is central to the Trump campaign’s efforts to mobilize Catholic and Christian voters in swing states.

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5.  No One Ordered Food at Trump’s Bizarre McDonald’s Publicity Stunt

 GOLDEN FARCES 

Secret Service vetted drivers had to take whatever Trump gave them when they pulled up to the closed McDonald’s where he did work for 20 minutes as a publicity stunt.

POLITICS

6.  Unnerved Stanley Tucci Wants Us to Stop Wearing Sweatpants in Public

 FASHION POLICE 

“You haven’t been running,” the bespectacled bon vivant said. “You just wear sweatpants because you don’t want to wear pants.”

OBSESSED

7.  Joni Mitchell Gets a Standing Ovation With Four-Letter Roast of Donald Trump

 DISS TRACK 

“I’m a Canadian,” she said. “I’m one of those lousy immigrants.”

MEDIA

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8.  Four Killed as Helicopter Crashes Into Radio Tower and Explodes

 TRAGIC 

“We saw this bright light flying toward the church,” Marco Perez said. “That light turned into an orange red fireball.”

U.S. NEWS

9.  Jennifer Lawrence Confirms Baby No. 2 on the Way With Art Gallerist Hubby

 EXPECTING 

A documentary executive-produced by Lawrence about attacks on women’s reproductive health in Texas debuts later this week.

OBSESSED

10.  Tim Walz Weighs in on Trump Slinging Fries at McDonald’s

 I’M HATIN’ IT 

The Minnesota governor pointed out that Trump’s policies have historically been bad for workers.

POLITICS

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11.  Two Dead After U.S. Navy Training Flight Crash

 TRAGIC 

A Navy Growler jet crashed in a remote area of the Washington wilderness last week.

U.S. NEWS

12.  ‘Shameless’: Mourners at Billionaire Mike Lynch‘s Funeral Rip UK’s Betrayal

 'SO BETRAYED' 

Lynch‘s widow, Angela Bacares, and the couple’s eldest daughter, Esme, 22, brought four of the family’s dog’s to the services including Lynch’s beloved sheltie Faucet.

WORLD

13.  Cruz Nets Seven Point Lead Over Colin Allred in New Texas Poll

 CRUZING ALTITUDE 

“When push comes to shove, you see the Republican candidates easing back up over 50 percent,” Texas Politics Project research director Joshua Blank told CBS News.

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