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1. Mechanic Crushed to Death by Airport’s Glass Elevator

 STUFF OF NIGHTMARES 

The victim was reportedly trying to retrieve a wrench from the bottom of the shaft when disaster struck.

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2. Twist in U.S. Gymnast Jordan Chiles’ Bronze Medal Dispute

 CONFLICT OF INTEREST 

Hamid G. Gharavi, the head of the special tribunal convened by the Court of Arbitration for Sport, counts the Romanian government as a client.

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3. Charity Apologizes for Giving Out Methamphetamine Candy

 CRYSTAL MESS 

Each piece contained a potentially fatal amount of the drug, up to 300 times that of a common dose.

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4. Mark Zuckerberg Unveils Outlandish Statue of His Wife

 NOW THAT’S LOVE 

Priscilla Chan wrote in reply, “You can’t miss me!”

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5. J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk Named in Olympic Boxer’s Lawsuit

 NAMED AND SHAMED 

Imane Khelif names the famous faces in a new lawsuit, alleging they conducted “acts of aggravated cyber harassment.” Donald Trump could be next.

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6. Olympic Gold Medalist Gets Huge Cash Prize on Arrival Home

 CHA-CHING 

“The feeling is very good,” Pakistan’s Arshad Nadeem said in response. “I hope to stay fit and break the world record one day.”

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7. Ex-House Leader Steny Hoyer Recovering After ‘Mild’ Stroke

 GET WELL SOON 

The Maryland congressman is not experiencing any lingering symptoms, a spokesperson said.

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8. Pamela Anderson’s Son Kicked Out of Country Club After Fight

 BLACKLISTED 

Brandon Thomas Lee had his membership revoked after he and a homeowner got into it.

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9. Paramount Kills Off Entire TV Studio in Quest to Save $500M

 END OF AN ERA 

Paramount Television Studios was home to “13 Reasons Why” and “Reacher.”

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10. Kevin Hart: I Took Drugs While Cheating on My Pregnant Wife

 WHOOPSIE DAISY 

The comedian admitted in a deposition that he was hopped up on MDMA the night before he was recorded cheating on his wife.

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11. Bear Euthanized After Mauling 3-Year-Old Girl in Yellowstone

 HORRIFIC ATTACK 

The black bear mauled and injured a three-year-old girl after sneaking into a campground in Yellowstone National Park on Sunday night.

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12. UAW Files Labor Charges After Musk Interviews ‘Scab’ Trump

 COMEUPPANCE 

“They go on strike, I won’t mention the name of the company, but they go on strike, and you say, ‘That’s OK, you’re all gone,” Trump said of Musk.

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13. Biden Reveals if He’ll Attend Trump Inauguration if He Wins

 BAD MANNERS 

Joe Biden’s comments come after Donald Trump skipped his inauguration in 2021.

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