1.  Mom’s Fatal Fall at Ohio Graduation Was No Accident: Coroner

 TRAGIC 

Police are investigating whether the woman who fell to her death at her daughter’s graduation took her own life.

U.S. NEWS

2.  Royal Snub: Charles Asks William to Lead Harry’s Regiment

  SALT MEET WOUND 

Just after it emerged Charles was too busy to see Harry, the palace confirmed the king was making William Colonel-in-Chief of the Army Air Corps, a role once earmarked for Harry.

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3.  RFK Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain: Report

 YIKES 

He said in a deposition that clinicians believed the parasite “got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died.”

POLITICS

4.  Steven Seagal Could Face Sanctions for Putin Fandom: Report

 BLACKLISTED  

An EU official said “restrictive measures could be imposed” on the one-time action star if a legal case is made that he is harming Ukraine.

WORLD

These Anti-Bloat Electrolyte Drops Are Finally Back in Stock

 BLOAT, BEGONE! 

Buoy’s recently-launched anti-bloat electrolyte Digestion Drops sold out in just four days—grab a bottle now before they sell out again.

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5.  FTX Customers Set to Get Their Money Back, Plus a Bit Extra

 PRODIGIOUS PAYOUT 

The company’s lawyers have spent the last 17 months tracking down the lost assets and raising funds to pay everyone back.

TECH

6.  Elite British Gentlemen’s Club Will Allow Women to Join

 SOME GIRLS ALLOWED 

The Garrick Club has long been the who’s-who of famous or high-ranking British men. Now, it will extend membership to women.

WORLD

7.  French Prez Dials Back the Praise of Gérard Depardieu

 FAUX PAS 

Macron had seemed to support the actor amid allegations of sexual assault.

WORLD

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8.  Trump Spending Trial Break Dining With His NFT Buyers: Axios

 ‘MUGSHOT EDITION’ 

Attendees to the event needed to have bought at least 47 of the tokens—which cost $99 each.

POLITICS

9.  Grandpa Paid Homeless Woman $20 to Watch 7-Year-Old: Cops

  WILD 

He then allegedly spent several hours drinking in a bar before claiming his granddaughter had been trafficked.

U.S. NEWS

10.  Haley’s Zombie Campaign Fares Shockingly Well in Indiana

 ALARM BELLS 

The results are concerning for Donald Trump as he looks to compete in a razor-thin race against his Democratic rival, President Joe Biden

POLITICS

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11.  Booing of Kim Kardashian Cut From Netflix’s Tom Brady Roast

 FIX IT IN POST 

The roar that greeted Kardashian was so deafening that it briefly derailed her first joke.

ENTERTAINMENT

12.  U.S. Delayed Bomb Shipment to Israel as a Warning: Report

 THAT’LL SHOW ’EM 

That the Biden administration had held up the delivery of weapons to Israel was reported last week—but, at the time, a reason for the holdup was unclear.

WORLD

13.  Rising Tennis Star Gets $9 Million in Sex Abuse Suit

 ‘I FEEL VALIDATED’ 

The player alleged that USTA had failed to protect her against a coach who had previously assaulted a fellow employee.

ENTERTAINMENT

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