1.  Trump Loses Another $500M as Truth Social Spiral Worsens

 SLIP AND SLIDE 

Shares of the social media site plunged another 19 percent on Monday.

U.S. NEWS

2.  Clarence Thomas Mysteriously Absent From SCOTUS Arguments

  WHERE OH WHERE 

The court declined to give a reason for the absence but said Thomas would “participate fully” in the cases through briefs and transcripts.

POLITICS

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3.  Owners Ready to Sell Ford Bronco From O.J. Chase: Report

 PIECE OF HISTORY 

The SUV is currently owned by Simpson’s ex-manager Michael Gilbert and two associates of Al Cowlings, who was driving the vehicle during the legendary 1994 police chase.

U.S. NEWS

4.  Fans Livid After CBS Cuts Billy Joel Special Mid-‘Piano Man’

 SING US A SO— 

After weeks of promoting the special, CBS started the show late and ended it early—in the middle of his most famous song.

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5.  Zelensky Snubbed Kamala’s Request on War Tactics: Report

 NAH 

The vice president’s appeal reportedly annoyed the Ukrainian leader and his aides.

WORLD

6.  FBI Launches Criminal Probe Into Bridge Collapse: Report

 ON BOARD 

The bureau confirmed its agents were on the Dali cargo ship.

U.S. NEWS

7.  Trump Wastes No Time Calling Case an ‘Assault on America’

 ‘PROUD TO BE HERE’ 

Speaking to reporters outside the Manhattan criminal courtroom, Trump called it a “political prosecution.”

U.S. NEWS

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8.  Apple Loses Top Global Phone Maker Spot as Samsung Returns

 FALLEN CHAMP 

Slowing iPhone shipments helped Samsung regain supremacy.

TECH

9.  Suit: Biden Admin Wants to ‘Protect’ Harry From Deportation

  SUUUURE 

The suit was filed by the conservative Heritage Foundation, who are furious with Joe Biden’s ambassador to the United Kingdom.

ARTS AND CULTURE

10.  The Intercept Has Got a Major Money Problem: Report

 MONEY TROUBLES 

The outlet is reportedly losing $300,000 a month.

MEDIA

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11.  Cardinal Dolan Says He Took Shelter From Iranian Missiles

 ‘CALM AND BRIGHT’ 

The archbishop of New York is visiting Israel to meet with various religious leaders and visit holy sites.

WORLD

12.  T-Swift Praises Ryan Gosling’s ‘SNL’ Cover of ‘All Too Well’

 STAMP OF APPROVAL 

“Watch me accidentally catch myself singing this version on tour,” the pop superstar wrote online Sunday.

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13.  ‘Civil War’ Makes No. 1 Box Office Open, Breaking A24 Record

 SMASH HIT 

ENTERTAINMENT

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