Hey there,

If you're struggling to motivate yourself to get over that mid-week hump, remember that excellence isn't always required. You could always simply fall upward, like the two teams who could earn the dubious distinction of having the worst-ever record by a team in the NCAA Men's Basketball tournament. (Let's just say none of these kids seem likely to surpass Michael Jordan and become the highest-paid athlete of all time.) Hell, if Japan can just now discover that it has 7,000 additional islands, you can make it to Friday.