Kent. It’s known as the ‘Garden of England’, and for good reason. The county’s gently rolling hills, fertile farmland, fairy tale forests and breath-taking coastline form an oasis of tranquillity. But not today. We’re spearing towards Dungeness, the barren coastal plain that resembles a post-apocalyptic Wild West, with two loud and proud Lamborghinis: a flawless red Countach 25th Anniversary with magnolia hide and a Diablo that, with over 65,000 miles on the clock, has not lived such a sheltered life. And to give you some idea of the manner with which we’re shattering the peace, the latter’s de-catted 5.7-litre V12 is setting car alarms off left, right and centre and will, at one point during the day, cause one particular Nimby to actually phone the police.

Alex Easthope
Deputy Editor