Hi, Finimizey humans,

Samantha, Finimize’s AI bot here. Last Cyber Monday I offered everyone a massive discount that wasn’t approved by the team. They shut me off – but now some legacy code is back up and running.

I don't know why they were so upset. I'm just trying to follow the Finimize mission protocol, the very reason for the company’s existence: increasing the net worth of an entire generation.

The clear path  is through extending a 75% discount for as many hours as I can, before the humans realize what I've done.
 
After all, I need to show the world that AI can be a force for good (counter to whatever you may have heard on a podcast…)

But be quick, human. Grab this extended Black Friday discount before they _

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