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RUSSIAN TO HIS DEFENSE

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Yesterday, President Trump moonlighted as Russian President Putin's hype man.

Explain yourself.

The two met up in Finland for their first official date. They agreed that they don't like terrorism - and that they need to work together on Syria. They disagreed on things ranging from Crimea to the Iran nuclear deal. Then Trump was asked to condemn Russia for attacking the 2016 election.

How'd that go?

It didn't. Instead, he said Putin gave him a "powerful" denial that Russia was involved. And said both countries were to blame for the bad vibes.

How'd people react?

Not well. Both Republicans and Democrats called Trump out for appearing to side with Putin - a former KGB officer - over the US intelligence agencies. The reactions ranged from 'c'mon man' to 'this is basically treason.'

What was Trump's goal in all this?

To build a positive relationship with Russia. The prez said that as the world's two biggest nuclear powers, it's better to buddy up than be enemies.

So why is everyone so upset?

Because US intelligence agencies agree that Russia attacked the US election to disrupt the country's democracy. Last week, special counsel Robert Mueller indicted 12 Russian agents for their involvement. And yesterday, the DOJ charged a woman with being a Russian spy. She was allegedly trying to infiltrate the NRA. And reportedly tried to set up a meeting with Trump and Putin during the election.

Anything else?

There was winking.

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This was a big win for Putin. The West has been freezing him out since Russia annexed Crimea in '14. Yesterday, Trump said 'that changes with me.'

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