Daily Skimm: My name is Inigo Montoya

6 years ago

Html
Text

Skimm'd after an in-office facial

MAY 24, 2018

National Wine Day is on deck. We've been celebrating all week with prizes. Today, every person you get to sign up for the Daily Skimm is an entry to win $1,000.

Skimm'd after an in-office facial

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"It's expensive, but it's the right thing to do" - The Bay Area Sports Hall of Fame is fixing that Brandi Chastain plaque that looks nothing like Brandi Chastain.

SIDELINED

The Story

The NFL has a whole new game plan for national anthem protests.

Catch me up.

In 2016, former San Francisco 49ers QB Colin Kaepernick took a knee during the national anthem to protest racism and police brutality. It caught on both on and off the field - but not with everyone. Critics say #TakeAKnee disrespects US veterans. Supporters say protesters are exercising their rights to free speech. Last year, President Trump got involved in a big way, calling players who protest SOBs who should be fired. At first the NFL stood by its players. Now, not so much.

What's the new plan, coach?

Players who want to protest the anthem need to hang back in the locker room - awaaaay from the cameras. If you're on the field, no funny business. If players don't follow the rules, their teams get fined - and could pass the fines on to them.

Why the change?

The NFL and its mostly white team owners don't like being called "unpatriotic" when its players protest. It's hoping this will put a lid on things.

Is everyone on board?

No. The 49ers owner abstained from voting for this policy. The players' union said it wasn't consulted. The New York Jets CEO said it wouldn't pass on the fines to players. But Vice President Mike Pence sees this as a W for the Trump admin. He's doing a victory lap.

theSkimm

This controversy has put the league between its fans - a lot of whom are Team Trump - and its players, a lot of whom feel disrespected by the tone of this debate. Meanwhile, NFL ratings have been down for years.

REPEAT AFTER ME...

What people are talking about...

Malaysia Airlines Flight 17. Today, international investigators said the missile that shot down the plane was from a Russian military unit. Back in 2014, the flight going from Amsterdam to Kuala Lumpur crashed in eastern Ukraine. All 298 passengers on board died. A year later, Dutch investigators said the missile was made in Russia and fired from an area where Russian-backed separatists were located. Russia always denied being involved. Now, investigators are saying 'maybe not the case.' No word from Russia on the latest update.

What to say when you hear Jared Kushner finally got his security clearance...

Approved. President Trump's Twitter blocking isn't. A judge told Trump he can't block his critics on Twitter. Because of that little thing called the First Amendment. The judge says people are allowed to give feedback and clap back on Twitter just like they can in public forums. Congrats, Chrissy Teigen. In other tweeting news, 'Spygate.' Trump's still accusing the Obama-era FBI of planting a spy inside his campaign. An FBI informant was in touch with some of Trump's campaign aides before the election as part of an investigation into whether the campaign had ties to Russia - but the informant didn't infiltrate the campaign. This all comes as intelligence officials are meeting with a bipartisan group of lawmakers about classified info on that informant today.

What to say when your younger sister asks to borrow your clothes...

You have my blessing. Yesterday, Italy's president gave the thumbs up to two populist parties to form a new government. For years, the country's gov has been a mess. Last year, the prez dissolved parliament to pave the way for a national election. Earlier this year, voters went to the polls. Which ended in a hung parliament - aka when no party wins the majority. But two parties - the anti-establishment Five Star Movement and the far-right League - got the most votes. Now, after two months of failing to form a coalition gov, the president let the Five Star Movement and the League team up to do the damn thing. And now Europe's waiting to see what anti-establishment forces will do with its third-largest economy.

What to say when your hear Deutsche Bank's cutting thousands of jobs...

Uh oh. There might have been a sonic attack on a US government employee in China. If you're having déjà vu, that's because last year, it came out that at least 22 US diplomats and their family members in Cuba reported something similar. And had symptoms like nausea, hearing loss, and dizziness. US officials suspected a sonic device was the cause. Now it looks like this could be happening again. But now, in China. Sec of State Mike Pompeo said a US gov employee there reported "abnormal sensations of sound and pressure" and has a mild brain injury. The State Dept issued a health warning for US citizens in China.

What to say when your friend does something that crosses the line...

Are you going to apologize? Police are doing just that for tasing NBA player Sterling Brown.

What to say after watching "Fall in Line"...

Ariana Grande is punching back too.

THING TO KNOW

Refi

Nothing to do with your Internet connection. Stands for refinancing, as in refinancing your student loans. It involves getting a new loan with a (hopefully) better interest rate and lower monthly payment. Credible makes it simple and gives you the tools you need to easily refinance. It's free and quick: you can compare all your options from multiple lenders in under two minutes. Ready, set, refi.

SKIMM PICKS

For when you want to come home to a clean apartment post long weekend...

Good cleaning products come first. This service delivers natural cleaning products and personal care items (think: soap, candles and more) right to your door. Oh and Skimm'rs get a little something with their first order. Mess need not RSVP.*

For when you need a book for the long weekend...

Look no further. Here's our guide to the best reads for your long weekend. Get 'em now, read all summer on beach towels everywhere.

For when it's rooftop season...

Time for white wine. Especially since tomorrow's National Wine Day. This watermelon white wine spritzer will seriously raise the roof.

*PS This is an affiliate partner, which means if you sign up or purchase, theSkimm may get something in return. Thanks.

SKIMM SHARE

National Wine Day is tomorrow. We've been celebrating early and often by giving away prizes - just for sharing the Daily Skimm. Today, every person you sign up for the Daily Skimm is an entry to win $1,000. And congrats to yesterday's winner Britany Binkowski of Nashville, TN. You've got $2,000 heading your way for a trip to Tuscany. Questions? Answers.

PS: Your entries carry over all week

Or use this referral link theskimm.com/?r=98d063bf

SKIMM BIRTHDAYS

* indicates Skimm'bassador.Balloons for you

Dr. Arielle Haves Bayer NY, Kelsey Ross VA, Eileen Papa NY, *Maeve Healy LA, *Laci Poulter KY, *Alexa Phillips CA, *Allie Rice CA, *Sarah Gibson MD, *Emily Moss OH, *Michaella Beaty IN, *Lauren Haarlow IL, *Megan Leners MN, *Rita Gaster SD, *Hilary Mathur AZ, *Landry Sims TX, *Stephanie Euer OK, *Mara Steinitz MA, *Krista Reed KS, *September Wilkerson FL, *Lauren Wolf IL, *Katie Strickland SC, *Megan Seery MA, *Hillary Knutzen WA, *Cristin Haught NV, *Samantha Parker VA, *Reena Kankaria TX, Elena Gulotta NY, Amanda Oliver MA, Amanda Bader NY, Maria Van Thienen MA, Pat Gayle GA, Jordan Bishop TN, Rachel Krakauer IL, Teresa Causin WA, Danielle Brantley NJ, Denise Webster NJ, Sherrill Joyner PA, Hannah Ellson NJ, Sarah McLellan CT, Terese Staton AR, Gladys Lacona PA, Kristin Bunn CA, Taylor Gordon TX, Nancy Roland IA, Emily Slaugenhoup PA, Kathleen West NV, Karlee Corrado GA, Maddie McMorrow CA, Rhonda Greene TN, Matt Tebbe IN, Ben Battaglia IL, Kadie Black NY, Anaïs Ramón NY, Cristina Trecate NJ, September Blue Willkerson FL, Caroline Ruark IL, Alex Aronson CA, Carol Anne Hanks NC, Darlenne Helena VA, Oliver McIntosh NJ, Angela Walmsley WI, Jill Chittum KS, Julianne Salt NY, Jacklyn Howland IN, Madeline Brian CA, Clark Ogier, Wayne Orshak NJ, Jennifer Hilinski, Diane Diniz CA, Jamie Austin ME, Alexandra Geer MA