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Didn’t order a schlong black: Granny gets boinked by flying dildo

“It wasn’t normal size that one”: An elderly woman was having a cuppa when a flying “fat d—k” struck her in the head, triggering a massive clash...

Energy retailer seeks $1.4m damages over dud NT solar, gas projects

An energy retailer that entered into power purchase agreements with the owner of a solar farm at Batchelor and gas-fired station at Hudson Creek is seeking damages over their failu...

Top End family’s doughnut empire grows with permanent shopfront

A husband-and-wife duo who 12 months ago took their first steps in small business, teaching themselves how to bake damn fine gluten-free doughnuts, have taken a quantum leap forwar...

What’s on: Need for speed in the Top End

Last weekend we had the Finke Desert Race, this weekend is the Darwin V8 Supercars – while the NT is often celebrated for its slower pace, there’s certainly a need for speed in the...

Cunningham: The Feds need to help grow the Territory, and fast

Our biggest cities are so congested they’re almost unliveable. Eleven years since Kevin Rudd flew to Darwin with a plan to develop northern Australia, we might pause to wonder wher...