Ronaldo’s tears and why imperfections are box-office entertainment

Good Will Hunting is a great movie for many reasons. Robin Williams’ outstanding performance, Ben Affleck’s petty squabbling with his on-screen and actual brother, the fact that Affleck and Matt Damon’s Oscar-winning screenplay is actually (a little bit) autobiographical – both hailing from Massachusetts, Affleck’s father was a janitor at Harvard, while his mother went to the university, as did Damon, before dropping out. The film is a great watch, a classic and pleasing arc of self-discovery, with a happy-ish ending that avoids the pitfall of being too twee. The protagonist (Will, played by Damon) is a complete eejit – sucker-punching people, fighting police, insulting his mentor’s dead wife, ignoring the time and energy of others while taking his seemingly god-given talent for granted – but we end up rooting for him anyway, because genius is a bewitching and beguiling thing.

Watching Cristiano Ronaldo against Slovenia was like sitting through Good Will Hunting if Will wasn’t very good at maths. Or rather, watching a sequel, where 39-year-old Will used to be good at maths, but has forgotten how to be good at maths, so all that happens is that rather than focus on potentially more interesting characters that could lift the narrative, the cameras follow Will as he walks around, crying, with a sense of absurd entitlement.

That’s not to say that Ronaldo’s performance – or the 120-plus minutes of goalless football – lacked entertainment. Unless you run some sort of weird Social Media Disgrace fan account devoted to Ronaldo that exclusively refers to him as “CR7” (grow up), Monday’s game was absolute box office. Partly because Slovenia put on an absolute clinic in defensive nous and counterattacking football, but partly due to the schadenfreude of watching a grown man combust because he didn’t get his way. Slovenia had Ronaldo’s number. How do you like them apples? After punting what seemed like 1,057 free-kicks into Row Z and generally stinking out the joint while Portuguese forwards João Félix and Gonçalo Ramos watched glumly from the sidelines, Ronaldo appeared to be inconsolable after the excellent Jan Oblak saved his penalty in extra time, sobbing uncontrollably on the pitch.

Bruno Fernandes and João Palhinha tried and failed to help, like children putting their arms around a tearful father who had just lost a parents’ tug of war on sports day. But ultimately, Ronaldo and Portugal were saved by one man: their goalkeeper Diogo Costa, who repelled all of Slovenia’s penalties in the shootout, to set up a quarter-final with France. “Even the strongest people have their [bad] days,” Ronaldo humbly explained afterwards. “I was at rock bottom when the team needed me most. I was sad at first but now I’m happy. That’s what football is. Moments, inexplicable moments.” That Portugal-France game should be a thriller – should, we sat through France v Belgium. Portugal can’t hit a barn door and France have scored two own goals and one penalty in four matches. People call those things imperfections, but no, that’s the good stuff.

Join Barry Glendenning from 5pm BST for hot MBM coverage of Romania 1-2 Netherlands, and then Scott Murray will be on deck for Austria 3-1 Turkey at 8pm.

“We can try to find those who have not voted and get them to go to the ballot box to make sure that the extreme right does not get in. They seek to take away our freedom and take away the fact that we live together. And that is my political stance” – fresh from his player-of-the-match performance in the 1-0 defeat of Belgium, France full-back Jules Koundé uses his platform to try and stop his nation from becoming a political bin fire.

Further to Peter Oh’s comparison between Glastonbury’s Saturday night headliners Coldplay and 11 other English plodders (yesterday’s Euro 2024 Daily letters), I was at the Pyramid Stage the next afternoon, with an anxious eye on Rob Smyth’s MBM for the England game. As extra time began, Janelle Monáe began to play Tightrope, and by the time I had a phone signal again, it was 1-1. I’d like to think it was this bit of musical serendipity that kept England in the tournament, though the song’s lyrics – “Ha ‘cause you get too high, no you’ll surely be low” – don’t bode well for the quarter-final” – Ian Rodin.

It seems clear that since Brexit happened, all the bile and fury previously directed at EU apparatchiks now flies around our society like the contents of Spud’s bedsheet. I therefore call on Gareth Southgate to perform one last great sacrifice for his country, and stay on as England manager For All Time, so that he becomes the eternal lightning rod for all the anger and frustration of the English people. This will allow us to go about our lives in an atmosphere of calm and goodwill toward our neighbours, knowing that an opportunity for a spittle-flecked rant is only ever the next England game away” – Chris Goater.

Looking towards the conclusion of the Euros, if it ended up as a Germany v Switzerland final (not impossible), this would work wonders for the self-esteem of the Tartan Army. Why, a defeat and a draw against the finalists? That’s as good as third place surely? Surely?” – Ken Muir.

Send letters to the.boss@theguardian.com. Today’s letter o’ the day winner is … Chris Goater, who wins a copy of Euro Summits: The Story of the Uefa European Championships 1960 to 2016, by Pitch Publishing. Visit their bookshop here. Terms and conditions for our competitions can be viewed here.

It’s your man David Squires on … England getting off – and on – their bikes.

After being pushed this close to a humiliating exit by Slovakia, you could forgive England’s players for wanting to have a calm day of recovery and an emotional recharge on Monday. Unfortunately, a bright-eyed and overly enthusiastic Ed Sheeran turned up at the camp in Blankenhain with his guitar to “treat” them to an impromptu set of his generic folk-pop, erm, bangers. On the plus side, given that warbling from the Ipswich Town sponsor usually provokes an angry reaction in Euro 2024 Daily, perhaps he was the perfect choice to finally get the England squad charged up for the Switzerland quarter-final.

Jude Bellingham faces a Uefa investigation for the gesture he made (think Diego Simeone) after scoring that dramatic equaliser against Slovakia, although it is considered unlikely that England’s hero of the hour will be banned.

Ronald Koeman seems to be experiencing similar problems to Gareth Southgate, in that he just can’t get his talented Netherlands team to play pretty football. He’s hoping that will change against Romania, though. “We are a proud nation. We like to win, we like to play nice football, but that doesn’t always happen,” he sniffed. “We take the criticism – no problem! – and we’d like to turn it around and make people happy.”

Spain have tucked themselves away in the tranquility of the Black Forest to block out the excited and expectant noise from back home. “Obviously, you can’t ignore it. Messages come through,” said Mikel Oyarzabal. [But] we are trying a bit to stay on the margin. We’re in an atmosphere that couldn’t be better, to be quiet, to prepare the game as well as possible.”

And the BBC got punny after Cristiano Ronaldo missed that penalty against Slovenia.

Randal Kolo Muani and his teammates made a statement as the far-right threat rises in France, writes Barney Ronay.

Jonathan Wilson on The Ronaldo Show.

Vincenzo Montella needs Turkey to keep their heads with revenge against Austria in sight, reports Nick Ames.

And here’s Jonathan Liew on why Bukayo Saka’s reliability makes him a rock for England and Gareth Southgate.

USA USA USA have left the Copa América party they are hosting early after a contentious 1-0 defeat to Uruguay. “Where have we come since 2022?” sighed former skipper and current pundit Clint Dempsey. “This is our golden generation and it looks like we’re wasting it.” Tom Dart has more.

Leeds say they are “heartbroken” after selling their 18-year-old whizzkid Archie Gray to Spurs for as much as £30m plus Joe Rodon but … money. “Whilst we understand that supporters will be hugely disappointed to lose a family name so synonymous with Leeds United, the move improves the club’s chance to compete for automatic promotion next season,” trousered the club.

Ross Barkley is back at Aston Villa, baby, and Luton boss Rob Edwards – good egg that he is – has wished him well. “He was amazing, provided lots of good memories for us all and the supporters fell in love with him,” soothed Edwards. “But I’m sure everyone will understand the opportunity.”

England goalkeeper Mary Earps is well chuffed to have joined PSG. “I’m very honoured to become a Parisian and I can’t wait to play alongside my new teammates,” she whooped.

Arsenal have signed World Cup winner Mariona Caldentey from Barcelona, while Liverpool have spent a club-record fee on Canada’s 19-year-old attacking midfielder Olivia Smith.

And we knew Brighton’s manager Fabian Hürzeler reminded us of someone.

Just over 20 years ago England beat Switzerland 3-0 at Euro 2004 thanks largely to an 18-year-old Wayne Rooney. Here he is pinging one of two goals past goalkeeper Jörg Stiel.