| Seth here, CEO of The Babylon Bee. I want to personally thank you for joining our email list. Well, "personally" might be a stretch. This is an automated message that gets sent to everyone who subscribes. And to be honest, I didn't even write it. CEOs don't have time to write emails. But I did tell somebody to write it, so you are actually hearing from me, albeit indirectly.
Anyway, enough with the pleasantries. You came here for fake news you can trust, and that's exactly what you're going to get. Just don't forget to add us as a contact so we land in your inbox.
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Seth Dillon
CEO | The Babylon Bee | 