Chelsea, Newcastle and the battle for a Europa Conference League spot

When Uefa launched the Europa Conference League in 2021, a wave of excitement swept across Europe. While most in England groaned like Brenda from Bristol at the thought of another football competition, those in Greece, Czech Republic, Scotland, and Hungary all initially rejoiced at the idea of an attainable tournament, a safe space blissfully free from state-level wealth and tedious billionaires.

“We want to make our competitions more inclusive – to give clubs and fans the chance to dream and compete for European honours,” roared Aleksander Ceferin, chief Uefa suit, when launching the Conference League. “We have 55 national associations who make up Uefa and it is important to give clubs from as many federations as possible the chance to prolong their European campaigns for as long as possible.” If it doesn’t sound like Ceferin was hoping the competition would be dominated by average (but rich) English clubs, it’s because he wasn’t. But that’s exactly what has happened. West Ham, comfortably the wealthiest team in last year’s campaign, just about tripped over the finish line in last year’s final, with Lucas Paquetá providing the winning assist. Well done, he’s £50m.

This year, Aston Villa – a club that has the luxury of regularly leaving their £51.9m record signing, Moussa Diaby, on the bench – are the odds-on favourites. So while European glory for them and West Ham is well overdue, their celebrations are not unlike Prime Michael Owen smashing a point-blank volley past a helpless 13-year-old keeper, before wheeling away to the corner flag, cupping his ear at Neville Southall.

All of which is a very long-winded way of setting up Monday’s Premier League match between fairly average (but rich) English clubs Chelsea and Newcastle, who have nothing to play for in the Premier League apart from qualification for the Conference League, which could yet be achieved from as low as eighth. With Newcastle 10th and Chelsea 11th, this is a timely reminder to both clubs that there is still time to emulate West Ham and (presumably) Aston Villa by smashing the living daylights out of some poor European minnows in the Conference League group stages next season! Hurrah!

Both Chelsea and Newcastle have injuries. Blues manager Mauricio Pochettino, flanked by an orchestra of tiny violins, might even have to resort to playing £20m signing Carney Chukwuemeka, who hasn’t started a game since August. Newcastle, who have won one league game at Stamford Bridge in the past 38 years, also have issues: Joelinton, Nick Pope, Callum Wilson and captain Kieran Trippier are all sidelined, and Lewis Hall unavailable against his parent club. Harvey Barnes might even get a game. How will Eddie Howe cope with it all?

Too rich for relegation and apparently too pants for Big Cup or Euro Vase, the only thing one can say with certainty is that this is a coming together of two clubs destined for mediocrity this season. As Football Daily desperately tries to inject some meaning and jeopardy into proceedings, please remember that either side could yet enjoy some Conference-flavoured glory next season. A green light at the end of a dark, dingy tunnel. Tune in for our MBM tonight!

Join Michael Butler at 8pm GMT for red-hot minute-by-minute updates on Chelsea 0-0 Newcastle.

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Both Watford and Neil Warnock did a decent job of living up to their reputations over the weekend. Warnock, 75, stepped down from his position as Aberdeen manager after eight games, saying it was “the right time to bring someone else in”, then refused to rule out picking up yet another gig: “I’ve just been asked that and I said: ‘Look, it’s the 16th time I’ve retired now.’ I would say ‘yes’ but who knows, when you get to my age you don’t know what’s around the corner - you just hope that you keep living.” Watford, meanwhile, sacked Valérien Ismaël as manager after their defeat to Coventry and appointed Tom Cleverley – yes, Tom Cleverley – as their 4,235th boss in the past five seasons. Cleverley, who’ll take charge on an interim basis, has brought in some familiar faces to assist him, including Damon Lathrope, the current head coach of Watford’s women’s team.

Dai Yongge, the billionaire Reading owner, has put the club’s training ground up for sale in a bid to raise funds. Reading have had six points deducted this season for infringing financial regulations.

Tottenham Hotspur Women beat Manchester City Women on penalties to reach the last four of the Women’s FA Cup, with keeper Becky Spencer the hero. “We are on a journey and we’re going to make sure we take steps,” cheered manager Robert Vilahamn, which is probably for the best. “But if you don’t have these moments people might forget that it’s for real.”

Lindsey Horan’s first-half header secured the inaugural Concacaf Women’s Gold Cup, USA beating Brazil 1-0 in front of sellout crowd in San Diego.

Egypt have agreed to leave Mohamed Salah out of a forthcoming friendly tournament, scheduled for the international break at the end of March. The player has yet to reach full fitness after injuring his hamstring against Ghana at the Africa Cup of Nations.

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