Judging by a video released from Abu Dhabi, it turns out that what follows completing football is to walk Big Cup trophy into a large room, where a politely clapping sheikh will greet you. Handshakes all round to club suits and your Catalan genius coach before the younger members of the royal family help cut up, using a glittering ornamental sword, an outsized version of those club-crest cakes you might buy in the Arndale Centre. Flying in a blue dream, to conjure veteran plank-spanking king Joe Satriani. But while Manchester City fans look forward to doing it all again, starting with a Friday night reunion with Vincent Kompany at Burnley, consider those of a less fortunate hue of blue. While all-conquering City have financial fair play worries, 115 charges being handled by KC Lord Pannick – in the news on Thursday as the silk handling the doomed task (paid for by the state, natch) of defending Boris Johnson – Everton are staring down the barrel of heavy legal action. Leicester, Leeds, Southampton and Burnley’s combined writ could cost tens of millions of pounds if the Toffees are found guilty of an alleged breach of the Premier League’s FFP rules at a hearing on 25 October. Everton were referred to an independent commission in March, relating to their 2021-22 spending, after complaints from those four clubs, plus Nottingham Forest, who on staying up chose to step off. Burnley, of course, were the team relegated last May as a result of Frank Lampard and co clawing to safety. Recorded losses of £371.8m over a three-year period are way above a maximum of £105m that is the Premier League limit before sanctions – including points deductions – can be imposed. Everton stayed up on the final day of the season, Abdoulaye Doucouré’s screamer against Bournemouth getting that job done, though the scenes of celebration from fans were rather less than ecstatic. That’s because Everton supporters aren’t daft enough to accept circling the drain amid continuing signs of danger. What’s followed since has borne out such guardedness. Big Website recently revealed the UK Treasury’s sanctions police have been reviewing the finances of owner Farhad Moshiri because of links to Alisher Usmanov, the Russian-Uzbek billionaire sanctioned by the UK, EU and USA! USA!! USA!!! And Monday saw the eyebrow-raising news that Carlo Ancelotti is suing the club in London’s high court, while suits Denise Barrett-Baxendale, Grant Ingles and Graeme Sharp also departed. All three, including absolute Ev legend “Sharpy”, had stayed away from matches to avoid protests. Bill Kenwright, former Coronation Street actor and longtime chairman, is expected to step down soon, but at the time of writing is yet to do one amid continuing discussions. Everton’s position is that their FFP problem can be explained away by a tax snag on loans for the new stadium currently being built at Bramley-Moore Dock. As it happens, Everton were handed Fulham by the Premier League fixture computer on 12 August. At a club that’s become a byword for angst, much more is expected by the time that comes around. |