| | The kind of rugby score France could have done with. Photograph: Jean Catuffe/Getty Images | 20/11/2023 France 14-0 Gibraltar: hurrah for the current format of international football! |
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| | ONLY TWO CONVERTED TRIES IN IT, BOYS | Well done, France, they’re 198th. If France are posing as Michael Owen in this slightly stretched analogy, then Football Daily is very much channelling Neville Southall after watching France’s record-breaking 14-0 win [FOURTEEN – Football Daily Vidiprinter] over Gibraltar, the biggest victory in men’s Euros qualifying history. Spare a thought for the minnows, with a population the size of the 3rd Arrondissement, living in a mountainous territory of two-and-a-half square miles, who were reduced to 10 men after Ethan Santos’s early red card. Glory to France, who have reached the last two World Cup finals and count some of the best and most expensive players on the planet among their ranks. To anyone that took a modicum of joy from Olivier Giroud leaping into the air to scissor-kick the 14th and final hammer-blow to Gibraltar’s cause, shame on you [that’s us told – Football Daily Ed]. The result is bad for football, bad for competitiveness, bad for class, decorum and the spirit of the game. It’s good for almost nobody, unless you are Giroud (who extended his record as Les Bleus’ all-time leading scorer to 56 with two late strikes) and Kylian Mbappé (who netted a hat-trick and is now third on 46 goals, five behind Thierry Henry). Both celebrated their latter strikes like they were the winner in a Big Cup final. Some will defend France, arguing that showing mercy in football is a sort of loser mentality. Those people probably like Donald Trump and enjoy putting cats in bins, and shouldn’t be listened to. At least head coach Didier Deschamps kept things in perspective at half-time with his side 7-0 up. “Full marks boys for the first half,” he waffled to the dressing room. “Let’s have more of the same in the second. Keep things as simple as possible and whenever we can we score. There are no limits. I want the same determination from everybody. Don’t hold back boys.” Reader, they did not. | | 14-0, earlier. Photograph: Jean Catuffe/DPPI/Shutterstock | “Even if we could have been more efficient, it’s as much about respecting the opponent as scoring goals,” continued Deschamps after the drubbing. “Fourteen is not bad. It is also about setting higher objectives and not being satisfied with what we have. This squad is competitive, they always want more.” Gibraltar, meanwhile, decided not to speak to the press, but a senior source told the Gibraltar Chronicle that “it was like a morgue” in the away dressing room, adding that “players were crying, quiet, sunken heads and not a word was spoken”. Next up for Julio Ribas’s team, who are yet to score in qualifying: the visit of fellow minnows … Netherlands. Who knows what might happen at the Estádio Algarve? Hurrah for the current format of international football! Bring on more of 2026 World Cup qualifying and 48-team tournaments! |
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| QUOTE OF THE DAY | “I’ve protected people for far too long. Far too long when I’m seeing things happen this season. Flatness in games at times and I’m wondering what’s going on? So much so that I’ve gone and reviewed every session that we’ve done since I came to this football club. I understand that people go outside of here but I need them to then be professional in what they’re doing, because the sessions are set up as if they’re going to go and rest. Get their adequate rest and hydration in and eat at the right times. I find out the players are on their computers for eight hours leading into matches. I’ve had to go and pay to speak to someone to say this is what’s happening to my players. It’s only this week they came back with: ‘They’re gaming.’ I was like: ‘They play games in training.’ I thought he meant that but no, they play on their Xboxes and PlayStations. I speak to boys and they’re spending, six, seven hours sat in one position, eyes fixed – glued – to a TV. Then they’re trying to go and play a match the next day. And you’re wondering why you can’t concentrate? Come on” – after a 3-1 defeat at home to Kelty Hearts left his team eighth in Scottish League One, Queen of the South manager Marvin Bartley rips into players’ gaming habits. | | Queen of the South players presumably out of shot. Photograph: Emmanuel Dunand/AFP/Getty Images |
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