Manchester United and the trouble with appointing ‘world class’ operators

Like a set of shiny keys being rattled in a bid to distract a crying child, May’s FA Cup win helped deflect the attention of many tantrum-throwing Manchester United fans away from just how atrocious their side had been all season. In his post-match interview at Wembley, Erik ten Hag cut a rather smug figure in which he blamed the myriad shortcomings of a team that was demonstrably the worst side to call Old Trafford home in nearly 30 years entirely on knack and other factors completely out of his control. Their eighth-place finish in the league with a negative goal difference was nowt to do with him, so he couldn’t figure out why he was being quizzed about his future.

Despite a trawl of Europe in search of a replacement for Ten Hag, the Sir David Brailsford hive mind was unable to identify one and instead decided to keep the Dutchman in place but with a bevy of new coaches. While the Community Shield, an unconvincing Premier League win over Fulham and an unlucky defeat at the hands of Brighton due to a rogue aquaplaning kneecap may have helped United fans delude themselves into thinking things were on the up, yesterday’s visit of Liverpool almost certainly provided a timely reality check. Having held their bitter rivals twice last year and knocked them out of the Cup, on this occasion United were simply obliterated. “There are many games to play and I know where we will be at the end of the season,” blathered Ten Hag after the game, failing to specify if he was referring to Manchester United or he and his team of assistants.

If the pre-match unveiling of United’s new defensive midfielder Manuel Ugarte wasn’t the highlight of the afternoon for most United fans at the time, they will certainly have been gazing wistfully towards his spot in the posh seats at half-time. A liability for most of last season, the sleek new Casemiro was so hopelessly exposed against the first elite team United faced in this league campaign that he had to be replaced by a whey-faced debutant at the break. For all his talk about only appointing people who are “world class” to positions of power at the club, Sir Big Jim Ratcliffe will have been wondering why his new team of suited and booted geniuses weren’t sufficiently world class enough to sign an unwanted PSG player they have been actively pursuing for months before the season actually started. Only managing to secure Ugarte’s scrawl on deadline day smacks of the kind of shambolic organisation and ham-fisted amateurism Big Sir Jim professes to despise.

While losing to Liverpool will have rankled Ten Hag quite enough, seeing his players have their pants pulled down by a team managed by a Dutch rival will have been particularly galling, not least if he’s seen the post-match interview in which Arne Slot eloquently explained United’s various on-field shortcomings and how he set about exposing them. Of course, a less self-congratulatory analyst might conclude that Liverpool are simply a much better team than United and beating any side who repeatedly cough up possession under a minimal amount of pressure isn’t actually that difficult. “Liverpool are a better team than Manchester United at this moment in time, of course they are but I’m going to back my team,” said Gary Neville, predicting a top-four finish for United during an at-times funereal post-match debrief on Sky Sports. He may well be right, but only if they get a new manager. Going on the evidence of what we’ve seen so far, if Ten Hag stays til season’s end, Football Daily thinks it might have been over-optimistic with its at-the-time derided pre-season prediction of 10th.

I can’t believe I won’t see that beaming smile again. I’m so happy that Sol was part of my life and we had such brilliant memories together. I’m heartbroken for Chloe and the family and all my thoughts are with them. Sol was a ray of sunshine and I’ll miss him so much” – Neil Warnock pays tribute to the former Leeds, Cardiff, Middlesbrough and Ivory Coast defender Sol Bamba, who has died aged 39. RIP, Sol.

I saw the Manchester United result, and I just thought ‘oh gawd’ here it comes ... I’m an old man now. Do you know how much wanging on about Manchester United being bad I’ve had to suffer in my life? They were relegated once! Most of the eighties was spent suffering endless guff about when they last won a title. I can remember, really more vividly than I’d like, Dave Sexton, Ashley Grimes, Martin Buchan and Garry Birtles. What we’re doing now is just the football equivalent of that period where Tiger Woods had a bloody camera on him every round though he was spanking everything off to the side at random (which we now seem to be trying on Rory McIlroy, btw). Can we not, please, just treat them like any other mediocre Premier League team, y’know, like Palace or Brighton [that’s unfair – Football Daily Ed] – do a match report and perhaps write about them a bit more when they do something good?” – Jon Millard.

Antonio Conte, the manager of 2022-23 Serie A champions Napoli, thinking that the Scottish central midfield of Scott McTominay and Billy Gilmour – which let’s remember was a key part of their early Euro 2024 exit just over two months ago – is the best way of getting Napoli back to where they belong is clearly bonkers (unless he secretly thinks they belong in Serie B, obviously)” – Noble Francis.

Re: Eric Cantona being ‘no Jody Craddock’ [Friday’s last line – full email edition]. No he’s not, is he? Could maybe have used those trawler-following seagulls to add a few splashes of contrast to the work. Oh, and thank you for boosting the value of my two-piece Craddock ‘collection’ by at least £1.50. Reckon I’ll hang on to them for now, though” – Mike Allcock.

Send letters to the.boss@theguardian.com. Today’s prizeless letter o’ the day winner is … Jon Millard. Terms and conditions for our competitions can be viewed here.

Pep Guardiola reckons Phil Foden may need a few more spoonfuls of Night Nurse before he is fit to take part in England’s Nations League matches against Ireland and Finland. “I think he will not go,” he blabbed. “He doesn’t feel well.”

Ronald Koeman was clearly impressed by Jan Paul van Hecke’s winding up of various Arsenal players in Brighton’s 1-1 draw at the weekend, because he’s called him up for the Netherlands’ Nations League games against Bosnia & Herzegovina and Germany.

Joshua Kimmich will captain Germany against the Dutch, having been handed the armband after Ilkay Gündogan and Manuel Neuer both retired. The Bayern midfielder will be backed up by vice-captains Antonio Rüdiger and Kai Havertz.

Arsenal have turned down an approach from Saudi side Al-Ittihad to loan Leandro Trossard for the season as part of an eventual £29m permanent move.

The New Saints hot-shot Brad Young has joined West Ham defender Kurt Zouma in making the move to Saudi Pro League side Al-Omorah. Young’s departure is a blow for TNS as they prepare for Tin Pot fixtures against Fiorentina and Panathinaikos.

And finally, Fun and Games in the Scottish Premiership: while commentating on Moses Ebiye’s late winner at St Johnstone, Motherwell’s live reporter is given some advice by the home fans on where to stick his microphone.

It’s hard to imagine a worse Saturday night for Alan Shearer than being stuck in a confined space with several hundred Sunderland fans, but that’s exactly what happened to the Newcastle legend over the weekend. As Shearer told The Rest is Football podcast, he ended up on a train from King’s Cross after a flight from Heathrow to Newcastle was cancelled. “I’ve got my cap on, wedged in the corner, and the whole of the aisle is taken up by Sunderland fans, p1ssed and singing,” Shearer revealed. “I’m scared of lifting my head up … it’s just full of them. They start the Newcastle songs, and then the Shearer songs … I can’t even repeat one of them. Not one person recognised me, they just sang and abused me for four hours.”

Jack Grealish might just be back, Iliman Ndiaye is a bright spark for Everton and Russell Martin is caught in familiar territory. It’s 10 Premier League talking points!

Let’s hop aboard the Trans-Europe Express, starting in Rome, where Milan grabbed a point against Lazio but Paulo Fonseca still felt the heat …

Over to Leverkusen, where RB Leipzig conjured a dramatic comeback to end the Bundesliga champions’ 1,057-day unbeaten run and flex their own title muscles …

A bonus stop at Lille, where Angel Gomes has earned an England call-up after finally delivering on the hype that dogged his Manchester United career – and there’s more Ligue 1 here on a dazzling comeback by Lyon!

Tom Garry looks at the pre-season talking points in women’s football, and thinks Mary Earps and Khiara Keating might have to fight for their No 1 spots.

Jason Stockwood suggests that football club owners should sign up for a 10-year responsibility to provide the pyramid with more stability.

And are Tottenham good but not great? Andy Brassell assesses their prospects after a change of approach led to defeat at Newcastle.

It’s January 2005 and Carlisle United make the news after finding a goldfish in the goalmouth at Brunton Park following flooding. The club named the fish Billy (Viz was still big at the time) as they investigated the mystery of where it had come from. A few days later it emerged that the flooding had knocked over a bowl in a nearby house and the little fish – real name Judy – had been swept away from home and into the ground all the way to the six-yard box. Judy belonged to a local girl whose family donated the pet as a club mascot.